Has anyone seen my...

[OhMissScarlett]

Voice? I seem to have lost my voice. I can't talk to people on the phone, can't yell at my kid, or sing in the shower. This totally sucks! Does anyone have a remedy for a voice stealing mother of a chest cold?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Voice? I seem to have lost my voice. I can't talk to people on the phone, can't yell at my kid, or sing in the shower. This totally sucks! Does anyone have a remedy for a voice stealing mother of a chest cold?

I read in a medical journal once that a good dose of semen will cure the worst cold.

 

[rikaaim]

Voice? I seem to have lost my voice. I can't talk to people on the phone, can't yell at my kid, or sing in the shower. This totally sucks! Does anyone have a remedy for a voice stealing mother of a chest cold?

YES!!! When this happened to me, I was at Olive Garden. I ordered their spicy potato soup, I don't remember what they called it, and that fixed it right up. Instantly. Don't know how they do it, but it works everytime.

 

[The_Fool]

Look at it this way. You can let out all the wild indian warwhoops you want during sex and no one will know. Except for the thud, thud, thud of the headboard....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Re: Re: Has anyone seen my...

YES!!! When this happened to me, I was at Olive Garden. I ordered their spicy potato soup, I don't remember what they called it, and that fixed it right up. Instantly. Don't know how they do it, but it works everytime.

How interesting. I ate some curry one time and it cleared up my stuffy nose. I was thinking a shot of vodka might help too.

I read in a medical journal once that a good dose of semen will cure the worst cold.

You of all people should know that that only makes a situation like this worse.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: Re: Has anyone seen my...

I read in a medical journal once that a good dose of semen will cure the worst cold.

Oh yeah, and the semen must be fresh, straight from the source. Like herbs, it loses its potency quickly. So, any volunteers to give Scarlett the best medicine?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Look at it this way. You can let out all the wild indian warwhoops you want during sex and no one will know. Except for the thud, thud, thud of the headboard....

That's the worst part, the sound I make sort of resembles the cry of a sick duck.

 

[rikaaim]

That's the worst part, the sound I make sort of resembles the cry of a sick duck.

Just try some hot (temperature wise) spicy (with lots of fresh pepers or hot sausage) chicken gumbo. Or any kind of stew type concoction. Good food makes for a happy soul. And throat.

Note: This is just my non-scientific random theory that may or may not have any merit but to me and perhaps the ferret race. I don't know yet. Haven't found a ferret with a sore throat. At least not to my knowledge.

 

[TheEarl]

That's the worst part, the sound I make sort of resembles the cry of a sick duck.

Oh good god, don't do that whilst I'm eating. I've just inhaled Pringles. Made I larf.

The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Just try some hot (temperature wise) spicy (with lots of fresh pepers or hot sausage) chicken gumbo. Or any kind of stew type concoction. Good food makes for a happy soul. And throat.

Note: This is just my non-scientific random theory that may or may not have any merit but to me and perhaps the ferret race. I don't know yet. Haven't found a ferret with a sore throat. At least not to my knowledge.

Lmao! I'm having some organic green tea with honey, we'll see if that works.

Oh, and who wants to line up to give Carson a taste of his own medicine.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh good god, don't do that whilst I'm eating. I've just inhaled Pringles. Made I larf.

The Earl

Ouch! Pringles are one of the most painful foods.

 

[rikaaim]

Lmao! I'm having some organic green tea with honey, we'll see if that works.

Oh, and who wants to line up to give Carson a taste of his own medicine.

Hey Carson! C'mere. I have a ferret waiting for you...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It always ends up being about the livestock.

 

[rgraham666]

Hot and Sour Soup works for me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I loooooove the taste of my own medicine...

 

[cloudy]

My mom used to always give us a "hot toddy" when we got that way.....warm bourbon with some honey stirred in it. Don't know if it worked, we always fell asleep soon afterwards.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My mom used to always give us a "hot toddy" when we got that way.....warm bourbon with some honey stirred in it. Don't know if it worked, we always fell asleep soon afterwards.

Forget taking that one yourself, Scarlett, just give it to everyone else in the house instead!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Forget taking that one yourself, Scarlett, just give it to everyone else in the house instead!

That's a great idea. Maybe when everyone else is unconscious, I can finally get some damn rest! Then I'll mix one up for myself.