Has anyone seen my mom and dad?

[VixenCarterShe]

I've heard that they come here pretty often...

 

[Guest]

Can anyone tell me what else rhymes with "Dixon"? I'm working on my pasquinade, and it just ain't happening for me.

 

[glamorilla]

Sticks in?

 

[Guest]

Damn. His named couldn't be "Joe", could it? With that you've got "blow" and "grow" and all kinds of good stuff.

Fuck.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

2 syllables:
dickson, dixson, hickson, hixon, hixson, mixon, mixson, nickson, nixon, rickson, wixon, wixson

3 syllables:
bendixen, fredriksen

4 syllables:
richard nixon

5 syllables:
richard m. nixon

6 syllables:
richard milhous nixon

 

[MissTaken]

Can anyone tell me what else rhymes with "Dixon"? I'm working on my pasquinade, and it just ain't happening for me.

Nixon?

 

[MissTaken]

Awww nuts!

Cross posted with Todd and his post was much cooler than mine!

 

[Guest]

Or "Neil". I could do a hell of a lot with "Neil".

 

[Guest]

This fucking sucks.

 

[glamorilla]

Squeel?

 

[Guest]

This whole Godammend thing looked so good on paper.

 

[glamorilla]

Most things do.

 

[Cibo]

just had to reply so the front page can go to normal size again.

 

[Guest]

Is it getting any more, you know, "pastichish"? Am I close? Am I close?

Ah, fuck it. Maybe I'll go write down a list of my good points and bad points again and see if I can figure out why I'm not getting any calls from the Temp agency.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Heh-heh.

 

[glamorilla]

um...

Sticksinhardersee?

*squeals*

>g<

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You MUST change that AV. How about three women kissing? Now that's hot.

 

[lovetoread]

No way,the men kissing avs are just hot.

 

[missy2]

fixin'
mixin'
licks in(and out)!
quick sin
dick's in!!!!

 

[RawHumor]

Confession

Okay, that one was me. I was looking at some old threads and remembered all of the bastardizations of DCL's name and thought "why not bastardize TWO people's names to make a nice union?"

I didn't wanna do it as a guest, though, in case I wanted to use that name every now and then to poke a troll.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Ah.