Has anyone in the History of the World (hehe) ever written better lyrics than these?

[miles]

"Springtime for Hitler"
from Mel Brooks' The Producers

Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where oh where was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around, and then we found, the man for you and me,
And now it's ...

Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Deutschland is happy and gay.
We're marching to a faster pace,
Look out, here comes the master race.

Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Winter for Poland and France.
Springtime for Hitler and Germany,
Come on, Germans, go into your dance ...

I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party.

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
(Gun fires twice)
Goose-step's the new step today
(Machine gun fires)
Bombs falling from the skies again,
(Bomb falls and explodes)
Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
[woman's voice]: "Well! Talk about bad taste!"
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Means ... that ... soon we'll be going ...
We've got to be going ...
You know we'll be going to ... WAR!

 

[riff]

Man, I was thinking of History of the World Part II just last night!

I love Mel Brooks! One of my favorite all-time comedies is Young Frankenstein.

I loved History of the World Part II!

The Inquisition! (What a show)
The Inquisition! (Here we go)
The Inquisition! Ya know we're gonna say.....

That the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay.....

Well, maybe I fucked up the words some.