has anyone heard of or tried?

[susanbright]

My lover is the first guy to expose me to male self fucking. I have been around a bit. Have experienced and enjoyed all types of sexual adventures. It came as a rare surprise when he brought up the subject. The idea piqued my cyriosity. I couldn't understand how it was possible. After careful cleaning he showed my just how it could be done. My blood pressure probably would have set off alarms. He finds the pleasure of doing and being done at the same time his favorite solo sex when he has time.

Have others had any experiences with this? If I could, I know I would make myself happy this way. I would love to hear stories and maybe e-mail with interesting people

 

[friendly_guy_30]

Hi gorgeous

Sure, email sounds fun. Try me.....

Can't wait to hear from you.....sound good?

 

[travelboy]

self what? hey i thought i'd been around the block but clearly there are places still to go .. can you describe this to me... i've got 22cms hanging between my legs and even so this sounds a bit of a reach?

 

[pixiewitch]

Bump

I'm bumping this in hopes someone will enlighten me on this! I've never heard of this and wonder if it is true.

 

[whos_your_daddy]

what's true

I still don't know what you are talking about...
Explain further please.

 

[pleased2eatyou]

It CAN be Done

I saw Ron Jeremy (Pornstar, just in case you didn't already know.) Do it to himself in a really old movie one time. That was the first and last time I ever saw anything like done, by anyone....

 

[alltherage]

new meaning to the term go fuck yourself.

 

[Phoner]

Whole new meanig to "up yours".

 

[Phoner]

new meaning to the term go fuck yourself.

"Got your HEAD up your ass".

 

[kinkybater]

Salute!

I salute any guy who has the ability to do such a thing. I used to think I wanted to be Ron Jeremy, but I may have to back off that one.

 

[FlyisOpen]

If I could fuck myself I wouldn't need anyone. Sure wouldn't go out much!!!!!

 

[Jaded1]

new meaning to the term go fuck yourself.

You could honestly say you got shafted....

Jaded1, CT

 

[alltherage]

You could honestly say you got shafted....

Jaded1, CT

What is the past perfect of screwed. Scrod.

 

[Jaded1]

What is the past perfect of screwed. Scrod.

I'm not sure but I thing it's scroded.....

Hell, I don't know....

Jaded1, CT

 

[pop_54]

Yeppers

Guy once told me to go fuck myself, couldn't quite get round to doing anything about it.

 

[tendril]

Re: what's true

I still don't know what you are talking about...
Explain further please.

Yes...details please.....lots and lots of details !

 

[waverlysgirl]

Have others had any experiences with this? If I could, I know I would make myself happy this way. I would love to hear stories and maybe e-mail with interesting people

If you were the real Susie Bright, you'd know all about it already.

 

[Jenny _S]

Well...

I'm not sure about this... Sorta a put a whole new spin on onanism doesn't it?

Anyway... look at the pic... here's another idea.

 

[rob777]

hmmm

i'd be calling the guiness world book of records....

 

[Nolan]

this guy raised the bar

some people just have to go that one step farther.

 

[ChocolateHarlot]

Lmao!

 

[arteros]

I am pleased to see the replys to Susan's thread. It might be easier for me to answer some of the questions. Hands on experience, you know. Actually she can say the same.
It was a light bulb moment. It seemed possible in my minds eye. So I started experimenting. It took time and practice but I knew the payoff would be worth the effort.

I'm happy to sketch out the process. I would love to help even one person get happy. One has to have the control to stay half hard, relax muscles and keep focused on a goal. It might happen easily or only after great effort. Physically, I would think it necessary for a cock being pulled back in the butt crack to extend past the anus an inch or two.

First - clean youself very well. It is a serious health issue. You must be well lubed, open and relaxed. Pull your cock back through you legs. rolling it over so the top is against you and back between your butt cheeks. Sit over and then on something rounded and supportive - chair arm, rolled pillows, motorcycle seat, someones thigh - Rest your weight on the heel of your hand which is against the base of your cock, leaving your fingers ready to pull your head back and insert. Keep your cheeks spread. Explore how best to put pressure in the right place and direction. Keep it at the base and push with fingers or rock back a little and put the pressure on you finger tips to increase pushing power.

When you have success making entry, the trip begins. Experiment with ideas you have, follow hints you get. The bigger you get sometimes help you enter and sometimes pushes you out. Have fun. Your life will be different. As some have pointed out, there are many slurs surrounding this topic. Next time you hear one, smile and think what the jerk is missing and know you are a better person for your openness and nonconfrontational attitude.

If anyone has specific questions, feel free to e-mail.

 

[redrider4u]

Re: Well...

I'm not sure about this... Sorta a put a whole new spin on onanism doesn't it?

Anyway... look at the pic... here's another idea.

Yep, Jenny, another cause of fratricide.

 

[artmajor]

If I could fuck myself , I'd never leave the house

 

[Phoner]

Re: this guy raised the bar

some people just have to go that one step farther.

So..not only are gay's a protected class and got twice the money that straight realtionships do...they now get fucked and sucked at the same time.