Has Anyone Heard From PC?

[TN_Vixen]

We were having phone sex last weekend and after he came, he told me he was going to hitch up the dog sled team and mush his way north to the Yukon. Then he said "Pack your seal skin bikini and your gold diggin' shovel and meet me at the igloo, baby. Don't forget your ivory buttplug"

I thought he was joking, but I haven't heard from him since.

 

[modest mouse]

Mentioned returning Elian Gonzalez to Florida, snatching some cigars from Fidel and having a Pina Colada.

 

[Calamity Jane]

But he told ME to pack my armadillo (or was that armored dildo?) and meet him in Fiji...

 

[nasty]

Yeah. I wanna know where the hell he is, too. He still owes me a cold one.

 

[Siren]

PC told me that he had responded to another PP man thread and........

 

[freakygirl]

Sorry guys.. but PC is currently residing under my desk.. happily licking my inner thighs (among other things)


oh wait.. thats just my fantasy..

dammit... nevermind.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Oh wait - just got a message

from him.

relaying:

"I'm living with a eskimo girl. stop. Need me some o' dat vixen now. stop. Eskimo girl no give good head. stop. Also eskimo pussy too dry. stop. Always needs cod liver oil for lubrication. stop. p.s. Tell Nasty to quit playing with his poop. stop. I know he is. stop."

 

[lobito]

WOW! that's a good one Vixen, I just woke up my wife laughing!

By the way Freaky, you made me leave for PC? WTF?

 

[freakygirl]

WOW! that's a good one Vixen, I just woke up my wife laughing!

By the way Freaky, you made me leave for PC? WTF?

Ummm dammit.. You weren't supposed to read this thread


Ok.. You can come back.. I have my pants off.. You will just have to push the panties to the side..

 

[Guest]

 

[Calamity Jane]

*posting from under ruby's bed*

Shhhh!!!!! Don't tell her we're all here... we're gonna surprise her when she wanders up here tired from her toils at Lit. Anyone else wanna join us?

Oh, Rick and PC would have posted, but they're currently tied up... together... NO 3FT COCK ZONE HERE!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Wherever he's at, it seems he's taken Rick DeVille with him

Both MIA - hmmm. Where *could* they be?

<looks under Ruby's bed>

No way! I've had it with both those bastards. Last time you'll see me going for the popular guy. (Oh Chey, are you recording this in your lit diary?)

 

[Rhys]

Pub crawling

I had a PC and Deville sighting (kinda like Elvis...do I get to keep the beer and doughnuts?)

They were down at the local pub...when I left they were doing
karaoke to Slim Whitman...in the company of a couple of blonde
chinese geshia girls...

very surreal

 

[Calamity Jane]

No way! I've had it with both those bastards. Last time you'll see me going for the popular guy. (Oh Chey, are you recording this in your lit diary?)

*sobbing as i crawl from under Rubes' bed* And I thought it would be such a NICE post xmas stress gift... I NEVER get these things right!

 

[Rubyfruit]

*sobbing as i crawl from under Rubes' bed* And I thought it would be such a NICE post xmas stress gift... I NEVER get these things right!

No, no, don't go away little girl. I would be very happy indeed to find you under my bed.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I'm only bumping this

because it kind of goes hand-in-hand with the PC messages in the "Cheyenne" thread.

 

[Rick DeVille]

*posting from under ruby's bed*

Shhhh!!!!! Don't tell her we're all here... we're gonna surprise her when she wanders up here tired from her toils at Lit. Anyone else wanna join us?

Oh, Rick and PC would have posted, but they're currently tied up... together... NO 3FT COCK ZONE HERE!

I'm not with any eskimos, don't like the cold so much.
Some guys have to work for a living, foreign concept to some people, I know. The project is finished and I'm out of the shithole.

Here's another foreign concept, my life doesn't revolve around this fucking board

 

[Purple Haze]

Here's another foreign concept, my life doesn't revolve around this fucking board

Yeah, you're only averaging thirty-three posts per day. LMAO!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Here's another foreign concept, my life doesn't revolve around this fucking board

Welcome back from the shithole darlin. Glad to see you're in a good mood.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Yeah, you're only averaging thirty-three posts per day. LMAO!

But it was 100 per day. Technology is a wonderful thing

 

[Rick DeVille]

Welcome back from the shithole darlin. Glad to see you're in a good mood.

Im still in foreign lands, but at least Ive got a clean bed and a mini-bar, the essentials of life