Has anyone ever noticed...

[OhMissScarlett]

If you switch the letters in "Literotica" around, you can spell "Lite Ricota"? Sure, you can't spell it correctly, but you can spell it. Okay, someone slap me, I need to quit fucking around and get back to work.

 

[Guest]

Okay, someone slap me, I need to quit fucking around and get back to work.

I'm not into that. How about a nice massage?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm not into that. How about a nice massage?

then I'll never get any work done!
well, okay.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*shakes head*

 

[Liar]

If you switch the letters in "Literotica" around, you can spell "Lite Ricota"?

I prefer "To cite Liar"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*shakes head*

Um, piss off?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I prefer "To cite Liar"

too bad there weren't enough letters for "excite"

 

[carsonshepherd]

Um, piss off?

you know you want me.

 

[Liar]

too bad there weren't enough letters for "excite"

Well, I do like a good "coital rite"

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Quit fucking around and get back to work.

 

[Liar]

It's 4 in the morning. I do what I wanna.



and right now I wanna zzzzzz

 

[carsonshepherd]

you know you want me.

to stay with you this weekend

 

[Songcatcher]

Like I said.

 

[minsue]

Well, I do like a good "coital rite"

Don't we all...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Well, I do like a good "coital rite"

*snicker*
that's the best one yet!

to stay with you this weekend

of course I do
especially if you cook for me

 

[carsonshepherd]

ratatouille, anyone?

or however the fuck you spell it

 

[wishfulthinking]

This game is hard.

Clit tear oi

 

[OhMissScarlett]

ratatouille, anyone?

or however the fuck you spell it

mmm!
I'm going to make some steaks and stuffed tomatoes one night for sure.
I'm also trying to find an ice cream freezer.

 

[carsonshepherd]

there is probably one on the property somewhere, if you look hard enough

 

[lil_elvis]

"A clit," I rote.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

"A clit," I rote.

Very nice! I rite it frequently.

there is probably one on the property somewhere, if you look hard enough

I thought so too, but alas, there was only a Snoopy sno cone maker.

 

[carsonshepherd]

i wonder how blueberry ice cream would be....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

i wonder how blueberry ice cream would be....

I was thinking vanilla with peach cobbler.
mmm, blueberry cobbler would be good.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I was thinking vanilla with peach cobbler.
mmm, blueberry cobbler would be good.

i just made something called blueberry pudding cake last night...will bring the recipe. it kicks ass with ice cream and you know the blueberries are ready now...

 

[Liar]

Too good to pass up:

Literotica = Literati & co


Ok, I'm done.