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Jenny _S

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Ever wanted a good, long, hard fuck on the T-Shirt table at Old Navy during business hours? Or am I just strange?
 
You're not strange. I've passed by women in clothing stores and the display tables look like a good place to just fuck their brains out.
 
mmmm

BlackSnake said:
You're not strange. I've passed by women in clothing stores and the display tables look like a good place to just fuck their brains out.

And they have the most wonderful bevy of hot guys and gals working there in their cute little shorts and T's too, BlackSnake :p
 
we have no OLd Navy here:(

but I love watching the Gap gals at work....and yes, jumbling the Tshirt display would be fun....though not as much as the panty table at the Lingerie shoppe!
 
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Jenny _S said:
And they have the most wonderful bevy of hot guys and gals working there in their cute little shorts and T's too, BlackSnake :p

I hope this is not too offensive, but when I was growing up all the white women/girls had flat asses. What in the hell happened. I've been seeing so many finely shaped asses, it's almost unbelievable. In the Malls, you just want to toss them up on the displays and....BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Know what I'm saying?
 
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BlackSnake said:
I hope this is not too offensive, but when I was growing up all the white women/girls had flat asses. What in the hell happened. I've been seeing so many finely shaped asses, it's almost unbelievable. In the Malls, you just want to toss them up on the displays and....BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Know what I'm saying?

Well, I guess this could be for 2 reasons: First of all: more/better food.

And the other reasons: strings slips. I heard that they help shaping the butt and giving it a rounder shape ...
 
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NASCARaddicted said:
Well, I guess this could be for 2 reasons: First of all: more/better food.

And the other reasons: strings slips. I heard that they help shaping the butt and giving it a rounder shape ...

LOL! You're crazy. LOL!
 
Hmmmmm

We don't have Old Navy over here either, but I agree with BS shopping streets are filled with lovely shapely arse's these days, I keep walking into things all the time, hehe!!

I almost got to hump a girlfriend in the changing booth at a local clothes store many moons ago, she worked there and it was a very quiet day, about one customer in the whole morning she said, no sooner had I suggested a quicky in the booth and she agreed, another fucking customer came in.
 
I can't say much about Old navy, but I worked in a furniture store for a few years after college. they arn't comfortable, and you have to be careful about knocking things over, but the bedding vingettes are a trip.

-Colly
 
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pop_54 said:
I almost got to hump a girlfriend in the changing booth at a local clothes store many moons ago, she worked there and it was a very quiet day, about one customer in the whole morning she said, no sooner had I suggested a quicky in the booth and she agreed, another fucking customer came in.

Two questions, pop: Why didn't you run the customer off?

And

Was you g/f turned on by your pirate costume?
 
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Jenny _S said:
Two questions, pop: Why didn't you run the customer off?

And

Was you g/f turned on by your pirate costume?

that's a costume?
 
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sirhugs said:
that's a costume?

Of course it's not, is it Pirate Pops?
As you know, I'm wanting some of that rough pirate luvvin'. :devil:


This thread is great, I also often get the urge to want a good hard fucking when I'm out shopping, etc.

A few years ago my husband and I worked in the same pub together. He was the assistant manager, and I worked a couple of evenings a week. He was left in charge of locking up one night. I was also working that evening. The sexual tension had been building all night, a quick grope here, and a fondle there. By the end of the evening we were ready to rip each other's clothes off. All of the customers had gone home, soon followed by the other two members of staff. As soon as the doors were locked my husband grabbed me and bent me over the bar. He fucked me so hard I'm amazed passers by didn't phone the police. :eek:

Lou :kiss:
 
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Jenny _S said:
Two questions, pop: Why didn't you run the customer off?

And

Was you g/f turned on by your pirate costume?

Ah well you see:

1: He was bigger than me:D

2: I'm not sure if it was just a pirate thing, but she seemed to like my big cannon.:D :p
 
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Tatelou said:
Of course it's not, is it Pirate Pops?
As you know, I'm wanting some of that rough pirate luvvin'. :devil:


This thread is great, I also often get the urge to want a good hard fucking when I'm out shopping, etc.

A few years ago my husband and I worked in the same pub together. He was the assistant manager, and I worked a couple of evenings a week. He was left in charge of locking up one night. I was also working that evening. The sexual tension had been building all night, a quick grope here, and a fondle there. By the end of the evening we were ready to rip each other's clothes off. All of the customers had gone home, soon followed by the other two members of staff. As soon as the doors were locked my husband grabbed me and bent me over the bar. He fucked me so hard I'm amazed passers by didn't phone the police. :eek:

Lou :kiss:


Umm well:

1: If you let me know which shopping street use use most I'll see what I can do.:devil:

2: They probably did call the police love, but knowing them buggers they would have watched until it was over then gone off for a quick tug on the strength of it all.:D
 
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sirhugs said:
that's a costume?

Of course it's a bloody costume mate, no Parrot's that colour in real life:D
 
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pop_54 said:
Of course it's a bloody costume mate, no Parrot's that colour in real life:D

Parrot? I thought that was your pirate Cardinal :eek:
 
RisiaSkye said:
Story Idea, anyone?

RS

the story idea is sex on the tshirt table. thus pop's didression into a real life experience, which of course validates the idea.
 
sirhugs said:
the story idea is sex on the tshirt table. thus pop's didression into a real life experience, which of course validates the idea.
Sure, naturally. ;)

RS
 
Had another thought

The store should be crowded with a great rush to finish before the cops come. The couple rushes out the door at the first sound of sirens from the street. Maybe they have to make it out the back door.

In anycase the shoppers are horrified (Some enjoyed the show, however) and the incident makes the papers. Sounds like an article that should be kept and charished :p
 
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Jenny _S said:
The store should be crowded with a great rush to finish before the cops come. The couple rushes out the door at the first sound of sirens from the street. Maybe they have to make it out the back door.

In anycase the shoppers are horrified (Some enjoyed the show, however) and the incident makes the papers. Sounds like an article that should be kept and charished :p

That's awsome, I must have started day dreaming. Some snoody old women gasping with their hands over their mouths, but some are looking at their partners with a curious eye. There is applase after the climax. As the police rush in, the customers aid the couple in their escape.
 
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BlackSnake said:
That's awsome, I must have started day dreaming. Some snoody old women gasping with their hands over their mouths, but some are looking at their partners with a curious eye. There is applase after the climax. As the police rush in, the customers aid the couple in their escape.

Yeah... That's sort of the picture I have too, BlackSnake :D
 
In A Shop

This was done very well in the HBO series six feet under I don’t remember all the details but it was Brenda having a fantasy I think…

love Linnet.
:rose:
 
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MsLinnet said:
This was done very well in the HBO series six feet under I don’t remember all the details but it was Brenda having a fantasy I think…

love Linnet.
:rose:

Yes, MsLinnet

I seem to remember seeing part of that some time ago. The whole idea of public sex - and getting away with it is a major turn-on.

BlackSnake,
I was trying to write a story outline on this last night, but my keyboard went tits-up. I'll do it tonight and see what I come up with. I like this idea. :p
 
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