Has anyone actually fucked...

p_p_man

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...swinging from a chandelier.

I've read about it, never done it and never met any one who has...

Is it just another urban myth?
 
Passionnee, If I were you...........I would insist upon it........and make sure you get a small stool to go with it:D trust me.
 
You bet, I'm going to show this to my man when he gets home from work, and hint big time I want this badly :)
 
I wanna try the spinning on his cock one. Now that looks like fun :)
 
LOVE SWING

is that not the coolest thing you ever saw?
no home should be without one.
be the first on your block to own one.
i want one for xmas too.
 
Geeze!!!!!! Panadolboy is skittish enough. This might be enough to make him run away forever!!! Don't you people do it in beds any more?

I received it for my birthday
And I thought it quite a treat
We nailed it to the ceiling
And it did look kinda neat.
There was nothing on the TV
So we had a little play
Nothing too adventurous
As I swung forth then away.
We then tried to experiment
We went in for the spin
He lay there looking comatose
While I twirled around on him.
Now, I really blame the builder
For not using stronger plaster
My 12 stone body crashing down
Was really a disaster.
Here we lie in hospital
Completely out of action
I've got a cast around my leg
They've got his cock in traction.
So when we finally go home
You acrobats please listen
We'll only do it in our bed
In missionary position!!!
 
LMAO

Thanks Crazy -- that poem -- hilarious.. Makes me think twice about it. LOL
 
CRaZy!!!!!!!!!!!!1

THAT WAS GREAT,,,


still laughing






what a nut case,,,
 
NO NO NO................Do NOT think twice about it ........I swear it will not fall ..........you attach it to the Joist in the attic.....then you just have a I bolt in the ceiling.........hang a nice plant from it :D You will not regret getting one I promise. My husband and I have both been competely in the swing.........him on bottom, me on top facing away and it held..............and he is a pretty solid 220 lbs and I......... .well lets just say I fit the chefs description of an ideal woman ;) . You would not believe all the positions you can manuver in this thing and the things you can do with oral alone make it worth the money! The feeling of floating with a slow rocking back and forth while someone plesures your nether regions is AMAZING!
I swear I am not getting a commision off this I just think it is sad that everyone doesn't own one :(
 
I don't think I'd be comfortable in it.
I'd feel as if I was going to fall and I get no pleasure from fear....
I'd rather have a nice steady bed to get fucked on,even fucking in a reclining chair nerves me if it rocks.
 
Of course it's an urban myth. You think they have chandelliers in the country?

I once slept with a girl named Chandellier, does that count?
 
Hey don't you think the neighbours might talk if you hang one of those thing's off your porch..!!!! :D
 
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wait. let me ask her. im forgetful sometimes ya know. hehe. *raises hand and asks it*................




nope, she says we havent but would like to sometime soon. lol

isnt she cute? hehe.
 
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