Harpoon

[*bratcat*]

 

[Harpoon]

Well...

1) oh.... just oh

2) can't I have both?

3) this is the hard one of the three

ty bratcat

 

[Simply Me]

Congrat's to my favorite naked man.. well, 2nd favorite anyway.
Do you want me to post your naked picture you sent me?? That will save you the trouble of having to take another one..

Can't wait to see the title you choose. ( But, keep it clean, this isn't a porn board ya know)..

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Harpoon]

Yes

Congrat's to my favorite naked man.. well, 2nd favorite anyway.
Do you want me to post your naked picture you sent me?? That will save you the trouble of having to take another one..

Can't wait to see the title you choose. ( But, keep it clean, this isn't a porn board ya know)..

Post that one Its not a porn board? damn I am lost and confused now

Hey who is the babe on your av Simply?? And why have you been sending that other womans pic out? ... the one with the strange colours?

Second isn't so bad, from such a nice lady

 

[Simply Me]

On second thought, I think I will keep that picture all to myself. I'm greedy that way.

LOL, just forget about the funny colored pictures of that strange lady, I have no idea who that was.


<<<< That is my mom.. I look much younger than that.


Thanks, Harpoon. You're pretty nice yourself, ya know.
Or, I could just be sucking up to you, just in case you find that diamond among the rocks..


Thanks, Cat.

 

[Harpoon]

Is your Mom

As nice as you? and single?

I'll keep you posted on the diamond lol, does it matter if it is a little on the brown side?

 

[Simply Me]

Re: Is your Mom

As nice as you? and single?

I'll keep you posted on the diamond lol, does it matter if it is a little on the brown side?

Well, she does try to be as nice as me, but some things are just unobtainable..


A brown diamond? If I offer you some homemade, buttered grits will you shine it up for me??

 

[Harpoon]

Re: Re: Is your Mom

Well, she does try to be as nice as me, but some things are just unobtainable..


If I offer you some homemade, buttered grits will you shine it up for me??

Can she cook grits as well as you?

Shine it up for you? OHHHHH the Diamond I'll try and find some thing a little less yellow then

 

[Simply Me]

Heh, of course I meant the diamond.. what else could I have meant?? She cooks the grits much better than I. She says it's all in the way you stand while you stir them. You have to have a certain sway of the hips, and I have yet to learn to sway and cook at the same time. But I sway pretty good other times..

 

[Harpoon]

I have to learn to read more carefully
I am sure Dragoon could vouch for the sway..... now more about your mom....

 

[Simply Me]

I have to learn to read more carefully
I am sure Dragoon could vouch for the sway..... now more about your mom....

Yes he could, and his sway is pretty darn sexy too.

Are you telling me you have the hots for my mom!

 

[Harpoon]

I have no interest in Dragon's sway ty

Only if that is her picture

Aren't you supposed to be helping me with my title on this thread?

 

[Jacqline]

Congrats, Harpoon!

You haven't answered your question about changing your title yet.....................care to share?

I agree with the others...........you have a very nice picture......would love to see more..............

Jacqline

 

[Simply Me]

I have no interest in Dragon's sway ty

Only if that is her picture

Aren't you supposed to be helping me with my title on this thread?

I'm sure he'll be disappointed to hear that, Harpoon.

And of course that's her picture, you've seen mine with the funny colors and all..

Oh yeah. A title.. hmmmmm "A diamond amongst rocks".. ??



You didn't say it had to be a good idea..

 

[Harpoon]

I guess you get what you pay for

Oh yes the woman with the green hair?

 

[Simply Me]

I guess you get what you pay for

Oh yes the woman with the green hair?

LOL, well, I did give Stargazer her title, and it was pretty darn good too! Although, I don't think she ever paid me for it..hmm.

Wait till I send you the one of me with pink hair! It's really something.. and you will begin lusting after me as soon as you see it.. Guess that means I will have to give my mom a run for her money..

 

[Harpoon]

LOL, well, I did give Stargazer her title, and it was pretty darn good too! Although, I don't think she ever paid me for it..hmm.

Wait till I send you the one of me with pink hair! It's really something.. and you will begin lusting after me as soon as you see it.. Guess that means I will have to give my mom a run for her money..

I will mention it to her the next time I see her, tell her you said I could use it since she defaulted on payment

You have a few years on her, you should be able to out run her

 

[Simply Me]

I will mention it to her the next time I see her, tell her you said I could use it since she defaulted on payment

You have a few years on her, you should be able to out run her

Ahh, I see. You don't mind being "Struck by Lightning", but you are opposed to swaying with the Dragon.. so biased!

Actually, I think my mom could outrun me. She's in better shape than I am, and doesn't smoke. Of course, I could cheat, and start crying, she would stop to make sure I was ok, I would take off running,............ and she would still win..

Hmm, how about," The sharpest diamond in his field".. arg..I'm getting worse..

 

[Harpoon]

I am pretty quick or was once anyway... I think I could dodge lightining

Smoking isn't good for you. End of lecture!

I wouldn't say worse, I might not say better though either It must be getting late. I'll let you sleep on it, I have to go anyway. Nice to see you here again

You are going to sleep tonight aren't you??

 

[Simply Me]

I am pretty quick or was once anyway... I think I could dodge lightining

Smoking isn't good for you. End of lecture!

I wouldn't say worse, I might not say better though either It must be getting late. I'll let you sleep on it, I have to go anyway. Nice to see you here again

You are going to sleep tonight aren't you??

I don't mind the lecture coming from you, thanks for caring. And yes, I'm getting ready to crawl under the sheets, as soon as I finish this last hard lemonade..mmmm. Night Harpoon, always good to see you, take care, and good luck with the adventure..

Hugs to you my friend.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Well...

 

[Harpoon]

That might have helped...

I am still trying to come up with a good one though