Harder.... oh, yes, yes, YESSSS!!!

Sleen&Jaynit said:
I like watching tyrannosaurs fuck. Don't you?

I'm impressed just watch out for the blowjobs and the nibbles on the neck.. either could be hazardious to your health...
 
Now you just need to figure out how to turn that enjoyment into a postable story. ;)

RS
 
they could adopt the myth of humans living simultaneously with dinosaurs. The plot focuses on the human action arising out of the excirement generated by watching. No explicit depiction of T Rex Sex ( though that might be the title?), thus not beastiality.
 
Would rex on rex sex be beastiality? And besides the way Lit rules work you could probably count t-rexes as fantasy animals anyway. I mean they allow unicorns which makes no fucking sense to any thinking person.
 
sirhugs said:
...they could adopt the myth of humans living simultaneously with dinosaurs...
The myth?. Haven't you ever heard of the Flinstones??? sheesh! :p
 
Sean Renaud said:
Would rex on rex sex be beastiality? And besides the way Lit rules work you could probably count t-rexes as fantasy animals anyway. I mean they allow unicorns which makes no fucking sense to any thinking person.

Rex on rex lovin' would be the same species!! Now, if Fred Flinstone tried to bone a rex that would be bestiality! :eek:
 
BedtimeStories said:
Rex on rex lovin' would be the same species!! Now, if Fred Flinstone tried to bone a rex that would be bestiality! :eek:
but what a cartoon dinosaur?
 
BedtimeStories said:
Just 'cause Dino is a cartoon doesn't mean he doesn't want some lovin' too!
there iis a chapter of " Bedrock Bedrooms" where he gets some...
 
Just for the record:

"Rex on Rex Sex"

Greatest. Phrase. Ever.

I will have to work it into conversation some time.

As for the story, you could have the two Rexes be part of a zoo or wildlife preserve, and a pair of park rangers/researchers/whatever are trying to get them to mate to produce more T-Rexes (ala Ling Ling the Panda, only with sharper teeth)

And after all that hard work to get them to go at it, the sight of the two giant beasts rutting like the survival of their species depended on it gets the female ranger/researcher/whatever "into the mood" and the guy decides to take advantage of this. (I could have the girl taking advantage of the guy being in the mood, in the name of equal-rights, but then, we guys are almost ALWAYS in the mood... :D )
 
BedtimeStories said:
Wow. People will write anything, won't they?
and somebody will read it.
the Bedrock Bedrooms series are clasic parodies....
 
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