hard smart dirty fucking horny

[MattWolf]

That about describes it really... horny guy with hard cock and frisky playful imagination looking for a woman to join me in mind spinning, body pleasing virtual nookie.

 

[MattWolf]

Let's add flirty, dirty, horny, smutty, kinky, pervy, purient.... The 7 dwarves of virtual smut.

 

[Drinkmein]

Let's add flirty, dirty, horny, smutty, kinky, pervy, purient.... The 7 dwarves of virtual smut.

hahahaha

 

[yourbabygirl92]

Hahaha...so many adjectives

 

[Eisranac]

Hahaha...so many adjectives

Yes...

...they were rather axiomatically prurient in an ebullient manner — no obfuscation about it...

 

[MattWolf]

Yes...

...they were rather axiomatically prurient in an ebullient manner — no obfuscation about it...

Right, well at least nobody can accuse me of being the most verbose man on this thread.

 

[MattWolf]

Bump!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

86 days and nothin?!
Not one sexy women has ripped your towel off, pushed you back onto the bed and given you a mind blowing, ball draining and filthy AF nookie?

I might know a women, who’s friends with a women that’s has a wee bit of free time this morning to help out a handsome gentleman.

 

[blue80driver]

You are so considerate!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

You are so considerate!

I’m a delight honey, an absolute delight.
I bet if we ask nicely, MW might share his naughty. I’ve got my fingers crossed for hawt pics.

 

[Dared_To]

I’m a delight honey, an absolute delight.
I bet if we ask nicely, MW might share his naughty. I’ve got my fingers crossed for hawt pics.

Definitely his loss if he misses your reply. Can I be on deck?

 

[MattWolf]

86 days and nothin?!
Not one sexy women has ripped your towel off, pushed you back onto the bed and given you a mind blowing, ball draining and filthy AF nookie?

I might know a women, who’s friends with a women that’s has a wee bit of free time this morning to help out a handsome gentleman.

Awww. You are a sweetie, and thank you for offering to pimp out this woman who is friends of a woman you might know. Sorry I was busy.

And I wouldn't say nothing. Not nothing if nothing is a great empty fat zero. There have been delights.

 

[MattWolf]

Good evening.

 

[MattWolf]

Good morning.