hard and unlucky

[longthickguy]

Since I never seem to find what I am looking for here, let me try the opposite.

I am seeking a male that will have a profile that says he is gay or bi, but has actually never seen a cock besides his own. Then I want that guy to message me, saying he wants to get off. He will look at my pics, say "nice", then go on about how he doesn't like to kiss, suck, or actually top or bottom. At that point I want him to start asking if I have a girlfriend, and if he can see her pics. After he nuts in about 3-4 minutes I want him to then will then log off, never to be seen or heard from again.

That was sarcasm, I say that because the above guy wouldn't know that. If you are a legit bi or gay man, please message me. Or, im me on yahoo, same name. If you are a guy that just wants to jack off real quick, while weakly entertaining the idea of cock, please message someone else.

 

[kindahorny]

well said

that does happen, well put, strange how many want to see wife pics ect

 

[longthickguy]

well...

Doesn't always end with asking for wife/girlfriend pics, but it does happen a lot. It is just that if you are looking to chat or get off online, it usually means about 2 hours of sifting through straight guys just wanting a quick jack off, then an hour of listening to them say they aren't really into gay chat, then them jacking off to some story they want you to tell them. I am pretty sure my buddy list is 90% full of names that will never log on.

 

[StripPoker]

Where are the guys from Sydney?

The world is full of interesting people. I have had some really fun exchanges with people who just want to swap stories and photos, they don't want anything else. That is fine. Especially when they jerk off over my photos and send me a photo back to prove it! It is unfortunate though that there are no guys from Sydney on this forum.

 

[moZRMe]

Things like that are to be expected. You are on the internet after all. Not a place known for its etiquette and general manners. I'd be happy to chat to you though. About any and all things!

Strip, I'm in Melbourne...so at least the same country. There are quite a few Aussie's around...just rather difficult to find.

 

[longthickguy]

back

back at it again tonight, message me, or im me on yahoo to chat, same name

 

[longthickguy]

back...

back at it again tonight, im me

 

[longthickguy]

hmm

Gonna be rubbing this thing for a few hours, love to chat on yahoo

 

[warl0ck1]

or maybe your just to long and thick and scare the living shit out of some of them?

 

[longthickguy]

lol

I believe you've seen it warlock. Is it too long and thick? LOL

 

[bi_sub_boy]

Hi nice thread message me. I'm into phone