Happy Valentine's Day, Big Bird.

parodyluvr75

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I'd clip my wings for you.

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Please don't talk about clipping Wings, it makes me nervous.
 
This message is brought to you by the letter C and the Number 21.

That is not the real Big Bird. Don't take Candy from him. He is also known to pluck feathers from birds under 21 years of age!
 
Go for the real big bird then. Isn't he about 43? I don't know if he likes it rough or not so watch the claws.
 
I had no idea that you were in love with the man in the picture. I thought it was one of your jokes. It does tell you something about a man when he looks hot in a big bird costume.
 
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