Happy Thread, dammit!!

[Maria2394]

www.tattoohighway.org/contest.

picture worth 500 words. enter it, exercise your mind. smile. im going to bed. come with me flyguy?

 

[Maria2394]

heres the entry i submitted. wouldnt ask you to go it alone

~~~

skips a generation

uncle martin was family clown with
sawdust in his eyes, accounts for the water
they are not tears, he pointed out

genes have their own way of expression
his were expelled in tears and jaunts
of perpendicular fantasy and he lied

as if his mother was also innocent, she
was the carrier of the dormant plan
for normalcy, eloquent banter of

essential proteins with letters assigned
to specific traits- A, G, C, T ,
sometimes normal skips a generation

and sometimes it does not

 

[Guest]

never mind

I tried to post the image but it fragments - sorry.


Now that's a challenge Maria.

 

[Guest]

Tea and We

Me Maw, Pa, and me,
we like sweet tea
southrern-style, a bit of nilla'.

Simple syrup made for slow brewed
Luzianne in the sun, poured over
cracked ice in jelly jars.

Then sit back on the front porch
listen to the radio,
watch gawking traffic fly by.

 

[Guest]

www.tattoohighway.org/contest.

picture worth 500 words. enter it, exercise your mind. smile. im going to bed. come with me flyguy?

I love that expression on the guy on the end with black fedora. He reminds me of an uncle who liked to put bourbon in his tea—more bourbon than anything else, mind you. He had good stories, told in a thick cajun accent which you could understand better after he had a few 'sweet teas'.

 

[WickedEve]

Me Maw, Pa, and me,
we like sweet tea
southrern-style, a bit of nilla'.

Simple syrup made for slow brewed
Luzianne in the sun, poured over
cracked ice in jelly jars.

Then sit back on the front porch
listen to the radio,
watch gawking traffic, fly by.

Perfect.
Should there be a comma after traffc?

 

[Maria2394]

cool one, neo

I read through some of their back issues and contests. They publish many of the entries, but you dont have to enter the contest to submit a poem. Its interesting to see how different people interpret things. Issue after next is a Rock-N-Roll issue. I had steve porter in mind for that, i might PM and bug him to enter next time

 

[Liar]

significance of the fourth dimension
have never been this urgent
when iotas huddling on either side of the split
revealed a bursting happy birthday heart
and chuckles, titter
succumbed for a second

*snap*

a frame out of context
so innocently enigmatic
look closer
tell me what you see


so, I mail this now?

 

[Angeline]

I am flummoxed. These people are obviously not from New Jersey. There's an equivalent, but it requires a different poem.

 

[echoes_s]

The ‘cat in the hat’
made a come back
with a black beard
and dildo.
Staunch peach paw prints
slapped on wood grain
and grazed fabric,
but silver
never looked so good
sittin pretty among kerchiefs
eye glints…
back ‘o the bush.

 

[Maria2394]

Echoes and Liar!! yaaaayy! thanks for entertaining ol bored maria

yes, send them in!! read the sub guidelines first of course, ( i know ya'll know this stuff)

it would be so cool if someone from here wins it!! spread the Lit juices all over the net gosh, that sounds kinda nasty, dont it, lol


first time i saw that photo, "normal skips a generation" sometimes, just popped in my head, if it hadnt, i would have been dumbfounded

 

[Guest]

Perfect.
Should there be a comma after traffc?

Thank you.
And thanks for pointing out the stray comma.

 

[Guest]

cool one, neo

I read through some of their back issues and contests. They publish many of the entries, but you dont have to enter the contest to submit a poem. Its interesting to see how different people interpret things. Issue after next is a Rock-N-Roll issue. I had steve porter in mind for that, i might PM and bug him to enter next time

Thanks for the muse goose

I just went through their website, seems like a nice bunch.

 

[flyguy69]

heres the entry i submitted. wouldnt ask you to go it alone

~~~

skips a generation

uncle martin was family clown with
sawdust in his eyes, accounts for the water
they are not tears, he pointed out

genes have their own way of expression
his were expelled in tears and jaunts
of perpendicular fantasy and he lied

as if his mother was also innocent, she
was the carrier of the dormant plan
for normalcy, eloquent banter of

essential proteins with letters assigned
to specific traits- A, G, C, T ,
sometimes normal skips a generation

and sometimes it does not

Nice nod to nucleotides, nerd girl!

 

[Guest]

Smiles @ the funny picture. I wonder what I can come up with. I'd have to rhyme this one to make it hilarious. Thanks for the link, Maria.

Edit: had to comment on this below

The ‘cat in the hat’
made a come back
with a black beard
and dildo.
Staunch peach paw prints
slapped on wood grain
and grazed fabric,
but silver
never looked so good
sittin pretty among kerchiefs
eye glints…
back ‘o the bush.

This is good. (smiles) I was wondering what that thing was on the table

 

[Maria2394]

Nice nod to nucleotides, nerd girl!

i have a teddy, made of pocket protectors i seduced from old professors love it when you call me nerd girl

 

[echoes_s]

Smiles @ the funny picture. I wonder what I can come up with. I'd have to rhyme this one to make it hilarious. Thanks for the link, Maria.

Edit: had to comment on this below



This is good. (smiles) I was wondering what that thing was on the table

LOL, thanks saldne


think I should submit it just like it is?

 

[echoes_s]

LOL, thanks saldne


think I should submit it just like it is?

did it anyways, what the heck, it's either gasp and close your eyes, hitting delete or laugh

Back home

The ‘cat in the hat’
made a come back
with a black beard
and shiny dildo.
Staunch peach paw prints
slapped on wood grain,
grazing fabric,
but shiny silver
never looked so good
sittin’ pretty among kerchiefs,
eye glints…
back ‘o the bush.

 

[Guest]

LOL, thanks saldne


think I should submit it just like it is?

Abso-fucking-lutely!! If you don't win, at least you can say you went for it, and had the balls or tits to do so

By the way:
thanks for the reminder.
I need to go out
and buy a vibrator.


I break them often.

 

[echoes_s]

Abso-fucking-lutely!! If you don't win, at least you can say you went for it, and had the balls or tits to do so

By the way:
thanks for the reminder.
I need to go out
and buy a vibrator.


I break them often.

think it's time I got myself a new toy to play with myself

 

[Guest]

This is so wrong.

Silver dildo, if you could speak
What a tale you’d tell.
Of a birthday party gone awry
And a mother mad as Hell.

Cat ‘n the Hat is red with shame
Under his Zee-zee beard,
even Freddie’s lost his nerve
And looks a trifle weird.

Granny’s wig has gone askew
On Simon’s guilty head.
His friends all look the other way.
“Oh man! I think I’m dead.”

 

[flyguy69]

i have a teddy, made of pocket protectors i seduced from old professors love it when you call me nerd girl

Ooh, I want to see you in that teddy! <-- photo-sensitive nerd glasses

 

[Luv2PleasureF]

By the way:
thanks for the reminder.
I need to go out
and buy a vibrator.


I break them often.

I've been telling you that for a while, figured eventually you'd come around!

I know, you've always said there's nothing as good as the real thing, and maybe that's true, but hey... it doesn't mean we can't have fun with toys too!

A to celebrate ALL kinds of sensual fun!

the nana is only 'cause I know it'll make ya growl, and you've got a helluva sexy growl!

 

[My Erotic Tale]

tea and finger
lips and rim
wondering why
he's wearing a grin

if thoughts shined
in your eyes like a movie
would you gaze
into anothers unshivered

or bull horn proud
of the cock he shrouds
he's just sippin tea
for a little while

~~~~~~~~~~~

I think we all would agree uh
you are special, maria!

 

[The Poets]

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