Happy Thanksgiving, pornsters.

[shereads]

"Not everyone roasts the Thanksgiving turkey. Dick Cheney has the CIA torture his."

~ David Letterman

 

[NoJo]

At this time of year I celebrate Thanksgiving too -- I thank God that I'm not American.

 

[shereads]

At this time of year I celebrate Thanksgiving too -- I thank God that I'm not American.

You aren't? Where did you learn to speak American?

 

[Guest]

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." ~Jon Stewart

 

[amicus]

Happy Turkey Day to all! ( I know you want me)

 

[NoJo]

You aren't? Where did you learn to speak American?

I got most of it from the Minstrel songs that we British people love to sing.

 

[shereads]

Happy Turkey Day to all! ( I know you want me)

SubJoe couldn't make it much more obvious, could he? You two do make a cute couple.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow litizens.

 

[NoJo]

SubJoe couldn't make it much more obvious, could he? You two do make a cute couple.

Amicus -- that's a foreign name, isn't it?

 

[TxRad]

Happy turkey day one and all....

Well, except for the turkeys that is.....

I'm having ham....

 

[shereads]

Amicus -- that's a foreign name, isn't it?

His full name is Abdul Ben Amicus.

 

[cloudy]

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." ~Jon Stewart

 

[Guest]

Thought you might like that one, gorgeous.

 

[amicus]

Abdul Ben Amicus? Chuckles...(she wants me!)

 

[rgraham666]

A happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.

 

[shereads]

Abdul Ben Amicus? Chuckles...(she wants me!)

Of course I want you. But I want you as Cassius Clay. The whole name-change thing confuses me. Plus, it makes you a terrorist suspect. Do I report you? Do I sleep with you just to keep an eye on you for Homeland Security? Am I allowed to enjoy it then, or would that just be slutty?

 

[lil_elvis]

Of course I want you. But I want you as Cassius Clay. The whole name-change thing confuses me. Plus, it makes you a terrorist suspect. Do I report you? Do I sleep with you just to keep an eye on you for Homeland Security? Am I allowed to enjoy it then, or would that just be slutty?

We'll have to call you shereads mata hari.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Gobble Gobble.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

http://www.celebratelove.com/gifs/thanksBIGturkey.gif

Rumple Foreskin

 

[shereads]

We'll have to call you shereads mata hari.

There is no need to use rough language.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Of course I want you. But I want you as Cassius Clay. The whole name-change thing confuses me. Plus, it makes you a terrorist suspect. Do I report you? Do I sleep with you just to keep an eye on you for Homeland Security? Am I allowed to enjoy it then, or would that just be slutty?

Just consider it as taking one for the country.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Abdul Ben Amicus? Chuckles...(she wants me!)

Go all the way, Big A.

Paula Abdul ben Amicus.

Just a thought.

Originally Posted by shereads
Of course I want you. But I want you as Cassius Clay. The whole name-change thing confuses me. Plus, it makes you a terrorist suspect. Do I report you? Do I sleep with you just to keep an eye on you for Homeland Security? Am I allowed to enjoy it then, or would that just be slutty?

shereads, IMHO, yes.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[amicus]

Fella just can't get no respect around this joint...sighs...

(The FBI and others already keep an eye on me....specially after my email to the white house last week)

But I think the Dept. of Homeland Security still has not located New Orleans, so I don't have much faith in them.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

But I think the Dept. of Homeland Security still has not located New Orleans, so I don't have much faith in them.

Just tell them to follow Oprah. I think she's down there building habitat for humanity houses for people.

 

[velvetpie]

Happy T Day, everyone.

Velvet

P.S. Don't give any of those cops free money by speeding or otherwise acting silly on Thanksgiving!