rengadeirishman
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make me proud lads and lassies.
Happy st. paddys day!
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Rumple Foreskin
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And a Happy St. Patrick's Day to you, Rengad.
Here's a bit of Ireland (Kathy) to help you celebrate.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/909970/kathyireland2.jpg
Rumple Foreskin
Here's a bit of Ireland (Kathy) to help you celebrate.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/909970/kathyireland2.jpg
Rumple Foreskin
DesertPirate
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An aging man lived alone in Ireland His only son
was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up
his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received
this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I
buried the GUNS!!!!!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug
up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote
to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
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His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning
Finnegan.
"Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the Irishman.
---------------------------
Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were
lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer and was dying.
While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian,
come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's
bedside and kneels.
"Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving
'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."
O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."
"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of
Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they
plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me
grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for
all eternity."
O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his
friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I
will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"
---------------------------
Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their
best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of
50m and during the core examinations, small pieces of copper were
discovered. After running many arduous tests on these samples, the
German government announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago
had a nationwide telephone network.
Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. So they
ordered their own scientists to take their core samples at a depth of
100m. From these samples, they found small pieces of glass and soon
announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a
nationwide optical fibre network.
Irish scientists were outraged. So immediately after this announcement,
they ordered their scientist to take samples at a depth of 200m but
found absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000 h
years ago were an even more advanced civilisation, as they already had a
mobile telephone network in place.
---------------------------
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the
train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were
no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman
were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand
against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to
kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."
The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes
through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English
idiot again."
And a Happy St Patricks Day to all.
was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up
his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received
this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I
buried the GUNS!!!!!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug
up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote
to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
---------------------------
His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning
Finnegan.
"Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the Irishman.
---------------------------
Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were
lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer and was dying.
While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian,
come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's
bedside and kneels.
"Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving
'ere. I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."
O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."
"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in all of
Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they
plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me
grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to enjoy it for
all eternity."
O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his
friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I
will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"
---------------------------
Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their
best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of
50m and during the core examinations, small pieces of copper were
discovered. After running many arduous tests on these samples, the
German government announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago
had a nationwide telephone network.
Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. So they
ordered their own scientists to take their core samples at a depth of
100m. From these samples, they found small pieces of glass and soon
announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a
nationwide optical fibre network.
Irish scientists were outraged. So immediately after this announcement,
they ordered their scientist to take samples at a depth of 200m but
found absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000 h
years ago were an even more advanced civilisation, as they already had a
mobile telephone network in place.
---------------------------
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the
train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were
no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman
were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand
against his face as he had been slapped there.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia
Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to
kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."
The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes
through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English
idiot again."
And a Happy St Patricks Day to all.
DesertPirate
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Happy St. Patricks Day!
R. Richard
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Erin Go Bragh!
Trinique_Fire
Daddi's Princess
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Happy Drinking Day, says the little non-irish girl.
PublicAffection
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I'm irish, but probably not drinking today. Being employed sucks sometimes.
Stella_Omega
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Shane McGowan's song A Pair of Brown Eyes as sung by Christie Moore.
christabelll
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AS much as the irish runs in me
It hasnt done m'much - diddly
I prefer tall men in the kilts
With such suckering lilts
Swivin' with them isnt piddly!
oh thats bad
Happy Paddy Wagon Day
It hasnt done m'much - diddly
I prefer tall men in the kilts
With such suckering lilts
Swivin' with them isnt piddly!
oh thats bad
Happy Paddy Wagon Day
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glynndah
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from the good little witch.
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Hello Summer!
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I'm in mourning for the snakes.See what you Irish are missing thanks to St. Patty?
http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgwiz01336+sexy-woman-and-a-snake-serpents-kiss-rod-ashford-poster.jpg
