Happy New Year, LukkyKnight!

Isabella Thorne

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I was reflecting on the time I first met LukkyKnight on the lit bb ...

i had been away from the lit boards for over a month because i was in a down slump ...

and i posted this thread after my long absence, wishing everyone a Happy New Year ... it was around January 9th i think ...

so this guy who i never heard of before posts something really sarcastic like "thanx for the heads up" about it being new year's ... right? sarcastic son of a bitch ... so was he kidding? i still don't know ...

but i told him then that Elaine on Seinfeld complained that she was once "Happy New Year-ed" in March .... sooooooo

Happy New Year, my dear Sir Lukky! :p
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hee hee hee
Elaine and me
 
Ah, a woman with a sharp memory. Now I realize the depth of my folly.

Isabella, I can't even see your name without hearing David Letterman pronouncing "Ee-suhbelllllllla" so it's your own fault for attracting my attention "way back then." If you called yourself something more conventional, such as Cheyenne, KillerMuffin, or say perhaps cymbidia, I might never have noticed your post at all.

Some people (here and elsewhere) take offense at my sarcasm. Those who do not do always prove worthy of getting to know better. I don't trot it out as part of a screening process, mind you, but I do realize who deserves an explanation and who just dishes shit right back at me.

Happy Valentine's Day, Ms. Thorne :heart:
 
Holiday Inn

oh well dammit ...

now that i think of it ... i totally missed wishing you a Merry Christmas ...

<dusting off the mistletoe and my It's a Wonderful Life video> ...

Merry Christmas sweet Knight ... i hope you had a cool yule. ;)

and how was your Ground Hog Day, mon cher?
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I wish you a Merry Christmas
I wish you a Merry Christmas
I wish you a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year!
 
Svedish_Chef said:
Help

run away...

Run AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed... Both of them musta did some REALLY bad shit in the '70's

Talk about altered states - Jeez - a Venetian Masque and a Painted Canuck -- Strange Brew!
 
Re: Holiday Inn

Isabella Thorne said:
oh well dammit ...

now that i think of it ... i totally missed wishing you a Merry Christmas ...

<dusting off the mistletoe and my It's a Wonderful Life video> ...

Merry Christmas sweet Knight ... i hope you had a cool yule. ;)

and how was your Ground Hog Day, mon cher?
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I wish you a Merry Christmas
I wish you a Merry Christmas
I wish you a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year!
Cherie, it was a sad day, for I did not kiss you. However, with the mistletoe on hand we can rectify that post haste. :kiss: Happy Boxing Day!
:rose: :kiss: :D :p

Jimi, jimi, I was assured none of it could cause flashbacks, and never settled for anything but the finest - as should be evident from the fact I am conversing with this Canadian princess.
 
HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEN!!!

sarcasm, no wonder I'm attracted. I just couldn't figure it out.;)
 
Well isn't that just ducky?

Happy Steak n Blowjob day to you, too, perky!



I realized what song applies to the Princess Isabella:

Oh you're a holiday
Everyday,
Just a holiday
Now it's my turn to say
And I say
You're a holiday
 
Re: Well isn't that just ducky?

LukkyKnight said:
Happy Steak n Blowjob day to you, too, perky!

that's my favorite holiday. I celebrate it aaaalllllll year lonnnnnnnng!!!


Happy figure-eight tongue swirl day!:D
 
Top 8 Idiots of 2001!

geez ... let's hope 2002 will be more idiot-free ... lmao ....

Idiot # 1

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology
at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very
upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly
reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be
no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down
and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave
her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I
told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room
right away.

Idiot # 2

Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield
decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were
successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the
emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They
are no longer employed at Boeing.

Idiot # 3 - A true story out of San Francisco:

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into
the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in
this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the
teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he
left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After
waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo
teller.

She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he
wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not
accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America
deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo
deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he
was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

Idiot # 4

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap
that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his
car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph
of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police
that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He
immediately mailed in his $40.

Idiot # 5

Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and
Demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the
cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind
the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag
as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you
are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused
to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the
clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name
and address of the robber that he got off the license. They
arrested the robber two hours later.

Idiot # 6

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously
Waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his
Partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

Idiot # 7

Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor
store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block
and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced
back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him
unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-
Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

Idiot # 8

Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A.M.,
flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down
because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a
food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they
weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

Please note that these people are allowed to vote!)
 
Idiot-free... Duh, well....

Izzie, darling:

This should be copied to WriterDom's thread... :devil: :D
 
Happy President's Day, Isabella

#4 was me and I still think that sending them a picture was perfectly reasonable.
 
Oh, Damn!

And i thought I was going to slip in for a New Year's kiss!



Of course, a kiss from Isabella? or LK? Hmmmmm....choices!

Now, they are celebrating President's Day.....



:rolleyes:


Pssst: I like your new location, LK. :)
 
One tries, MissT... one tries

MissTaken said:
Oh, Damn!

And i thought I was going to slip in for a New Year's kiss!



Of course, a kiss from Isabella? or LK? Hmmmmm....choices!

Now, they are celebrating President's Day.....



:rolleyes:


Pssst: I like your new location, LK. :)
If you talk nicely you may find that you don't have to make a choice, MissT... I'd not chase Isabella from the mistletoe by any means. Check with her, but when we wish you happy Memorial Day I'd think we'd both want to leave you with something to remember. :D

Yes, Isabella?
 
And baby makes 3 ...

lol Lukky ...

you are just dying to get a little menage a trois thing going, eh cheri?

hmmm .... let's see ... MissT ... Sir Lukky ... and ummmm moi ...

oh good gravy, now the two of you are being just downright pervs!!!!

Predictable pesty pretentious perverted pains in the posterior :rolleyes:
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Happy Belated St. Paddy's Day!
Let's do it the kinky way all day!
 
Re: And baby makes 3 ...

Originating from Isabella's plumed pen:

Let's see ... MissT ... Sir Lukky ... and ummmm moi ...

oh good gravy, now the two of you are being just downright pervs!!!!

Sir Knight - Are your intentions dishonourable? Zounds, Sir! a common garden-variety "peter-green" / pierre-vert! Sooth! I am shocked! :confused:

And the fair Maiden of Misbehavin... such brazen-ness! Heaven forfend!! :eek:

Predictable pesty pretentious perverted pains in the posterior :rolleyes:

Perhaps Priapus pokes his purple pate into the plump posterior promptly, and prompts post-prandial pernicious patter?
 
Quatre Scratch Fever

ooo oooo oooo Jimi's here too ...

now this is turning into one hell of a funky foursome ... ;)

anyone care to make it a full scale orgy???!!

oh i see on my calendar that March 10th was Mothering Sunday in the UK ... i would be happy to provide some extra tender "mothering" .... lol ...
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Happy Belated Mothering Sunday!
 
Moi? Perverted? Who let the pussy out of the thong? I was working so hard at maintaining my squeaky clean reputation. Curses, foiled again.

There is nothing remotely dishonourable (or dishonorable) in my intentions, I intend to demonstrate my on-going infatuation with the Canadian Princess regardless of if I can sequester her all to myself or I have to kiss MissTaken to get to her... both paths sound full of delight. Of course, with all the suitors Isabella has it would probably be prudent to press my lips to MissTaken and stay put.
 
LukkyKnight said:
Moi? Perverted? Who let the pussy out of the thong? I was working so hard at maintaining my squeaky clean reputation. Curses, foiled again.

There is nothing remotely dishonourable (or dishonorable) in my intentions, I intend to demonstrate my on-going infatuation with the Canadian Princess regardless of if I can sequester her all to myself or I have to kiss MissTaken to get to her... both paths sound full of delight. Of course, with all the suitors Isabella has it would probably be prudent to press my lips to MissTaken and stay put.

Speaking of pressing your lips, Varlet... It's the Fair Maiden's Birthday tomorrow... So make sure that you're extra nice :D

And Herself.. The Princess of Northern Priapism... Hmmmm. Well, OK, I can "fill in" in a pinch. :devil:
 
One endeavours to never overlook a fair maiden's celebratory days - and turning 29 is, after all, cause to kick up the heels. ;)

Happy Memorial Day, Princess Isabella!
 
The Princess Diaries

29?? hee hee hee ... is that actually an age? ah yes i remember it well ... building a miss-tery ...

<kicking up my heels in glee regardless> ....

hey there dear Knight ... did you see my panties when i just kicked up my legs? uh huh ... you are a perv ... are you a panting panty perv, pumpkin?

and j'adore the p-p-princess thing ... thank you darling and Jimi aussi ... gee i feel like a princess writing in my diary ... hee hee ...

are you going to be my relief pitcher, eh Jimi cheri? oo la la ... now my panties are getting so damp ... yes ... my delicate little cunt just spilled oodles and oodles of hot juice ...

ohhhhh .... i better slip my soaked panties off now ...
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Happy Princess Panty Day! :p
 
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Yes, Isabella my bella princessa, I saw.

Or was that: I came, I saw, I conquered... :p
You have lovely heels, pumpin. Do it again :D
 
Well, I am not sure who needs to kiss who or who's posterior needs a perverted pat....

but here I am! :D

"puckering"

Who feels Lukky?

Me or Issie?????


:D:D:D
 
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