Happy Neighbours, Happy Life

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First it started out competition. Alan and Bert moved into adjoining homes the same day.
Who has the most perfect lawn
who has the nicest gardens
who has the biggest bbq
who has the hottest tub
who has the biggest pool.

Now it is just silly as the two guys are sabotaging each other.

Alan's wife Cindy and Bert's wife Diane start out being embarassed by it, but now they are worried one or both of their husbands will end up being arrested.

So what so the wives do to restore tranquiity in the hood?

 

[NewOldGuy77]

First it started out competition. Alan and Bert moved into adjoining homes the same day.
Who has the most perfect lawn
who has the nicest gardens
who has the biggest bbq
who has the hottest tub
who has the biggest pool.

Now it is just silly as the two guys are sabotaging each other.

Alan's wife Cindy and Bert's wife Diane start out being embarassed by it, but now they are worried one or both of their husbands will end up being arrested.

So what so the wives do to restore tranquiity in the hood?

OMG! OMG! OMG! You guys, THIS IS REAL!

When I lived in Arlington Heights, IL, years ago (early 1980s), my house was on a cul-de-sac across the street from two guys JUST LIKE THIS, Mitch (a Polish accountant from Chicago with a love of Schlitz beer) and Avner (a Jewish plumber who grew up in the suburb of Skokie)!

Mitch's wife Diane was a tall dishwater blonde woman with long skinny arms and skinny legs and no ass or tits. Mitch loved her, but but she knew how to crack the whip on him. She could go from sweetheart to shrew on him in 6 seconds flat. She was always sweet and nice to us neighbors, but we wondered what it was like for Mitch to fuck a skeleton. (Late summer when it wasn't too hot and everybody slept with the windows open, we could hear her pterodactyl shrieking during sex. She seemed to REALLY enjoy Mitch's dick.)

Avner's wife Hadassah was a beautiful dark-haired former Israeli soldier, 5'6" but strong and tough as nails, who would beat Avner's ass when they wrestled (he told us wrestling was often their foreplay), every damned time. He adored her, but also was just a little scared of her! Hell, as nice as she was to look at we ALL were a little afraid of her!

Their rivalry was all you described: Most perfect lawn, biggest BBQ grill, nicest car, biggest dog (Pitbull vs, Chesapeake Bay Retriever), and in December/January/February, most powerful snow blower!

I moved to California before the winner of the title King of the Cul-De-Sac was ever resolved...

One thing we neighbor dudes did do in the winter months when there was no bowling league activity was play the board game RISK on Saturday nights. Yeah it's a kid's game, but these guys were INTENSE! Mitch and Avner were the best players, and usually one of them won. The rest of us were mere sidekicks and military distractions, it was always about Mitch and Avner.

So much for real life, now onto the story:

Maybe the contest is settled during one of these RISK nights, where whoever won the game would get a free pass from the loser to sleep with the other's wife. The thing is, the wives wouldn't know, maybe they'd get drunk at a party and get put to bed, then Mitch/Avner (whoever won) would sneak into the bedroom and fuck Diane/Hadassah.

Plot twist: Diane/Hadassah already know what Mitch/Avner are up to, and decided on their own to let it happen to see which man's the better lover.

 

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OMG! OMG! OMG! You guys, THIS IS REAL!

When I lived in Arlington Heights, IL, years ago (early 1980s), my house was on a cul-de-sac across the street from two guys JUST LIKE THIS, Mitch (a Polish accountant from Chicago with a love of Schlitz beer) and Avner (a Jewish plumber who grew up in the suburb of Skokie)!

Mitch's wife Diane was a tall dishwater blonde woman with long skinny arms and skinny legs and no ass or tits. Mitch loved her, but but she knew how to crack the whip on him. She could go from sweetheart to shrew on him in 6 seconds flat. She was always sweet and nice to us neighbors, but we wondered what it was like for Mitch to fuck a skeleton. (Late summer when it wasn't too hot and everybody slept with the windows open, we could hear her pterodactyl shrieking during sex. She seemed to REALLY enjoy Mitch's dick.)

Avner's wife Hadassah was a beautiful dark-haired former Israeli soldier, 5'6" but strong and tough as nails, who would beat Avner's ass when they wrestled (he told us wrestling was often their foreplay), every damned time. He adored her, but also was just a little scared of her! Hell, as nice as she was to look at we ALL were a little afraid of her!

Their rivalry was all you described: Most perfect lawn, biggest BBQ grill, nicest car, biggest dog (Pitbull vs, Chesapeake Bay Retriever), and in December/January/February, most powerful snow blower!

I moved to California before the winner of the title King of the Cul-De-Sac was ever resolved...

One thing we neighbor dudes did do in the winter months when there was no bowling league activity was play the board game RISK on Saturday nights. Yeah it's a kid's game, but these guys were INTENSE! Mitch and Avner were the best players, and usually one of them won. The rest of us were mere sidekicks and military distractions, it was always about Mitch and Avner.

So much for real life, now onto the story:

Maybe the contest is settled during one of these RISK nights, where whoever won the game would get a free pass from the loser to sleep with the other's wife. The thing is, the wives wouldn't know, maybe they'd get drunk at a party and get put to bed, then Mitch/Avner (whoever won) would sneak into the bedroom and fuck Diane/Hadassah.

Plot twist: Diane/Hadassah already know what Mitch/Avner are up to, and decided on their own to let it happen to see which man's the better lover.

double plot twister: Diane and Hadassah are secretly lovers - how else could they stand being married to Mitch and Avner? They end up divircing the dudes, keep the houses, become the faves of all the 18 year olds, boys and girls alike.

Since when is RISK a kid's game. In my family it was not a game of war, it WAS war. But so was Mousetrap.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

“double plot twister: Diane and Hadassah are secretly lovers”

I like this, and it only comes out during a late-night argument between Mitch and Avner - there’s a power failure at the bowling alley so the game is unfinished. They get home unexpectedly early, and are standing in the driveway arguing about who would have won (because of course each thinks their team would have won) when they hear Diane’s pterodactyl sex shrieks - but coming from the windows of Avner’s bedroom!

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Hadassah sounds exciting!

She was both sexy, and scary as fuck. We envied Avner, but were kinda glad she was his wife and not ours!

 

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She was both sexy, and scary as fuck. We envied Avner, but were kinda glad she was his wife and not ours!

but she'd be great fun for one night, or maybe a weekend away, as long as she had Avner's credit cards?