Happy Mothers Day!

Teddy_Bear1990

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A special hug from the Teddy Bear to all the moms here on lit, you are all beautiful and all of you have one of the biggest, hardest jobs in the world, so I just want to say "Thank You"
 
I feel silly, tomorrow is Mothers Day and today was my mom's birthday, silly me:eek:
 
Tomorrow's mother's day and my brother's birthday.

I have no money... I don't know what to do. Me & my mom have a really, really shitty relationship. My grandma and I have a decent one... I guess I need to get them both something... I really have no idea. I am seriously broke as shit.
 
Tomorrow's mother's day and my brother's birthday.

I have no money... I don't know what to do. Me & my mom have a really, really shitty relationship. My grandma and I have a decent one... I guess I need to get them both something... I really have no idea. I am seriously broke as shit.

Just cut the madre out of your life bro....worked great for me. Bitch = Eject button.
 
Just cut the madre out of your life bro....worked great for me. Bitch = Eject button.

Yeah, but right now we're both equally mooching off my grandparents, so we're in the same house, and it'll be a huge deal. Plus, that day is my brother's birthday, which makes it extra drama.
 
This sounds like a job for some of those arts and crafts style projects little kids do. The extra effort is worth the cash to some people, and nobody could say you didn't try.
 
Yeah, but right now we're both equally mooching off my grandparents, so we're in the same house, and it'll be a huge deal. Plus, that day is my brother's birthday, which makes it extra drama.

Oh well that sucks....I just hung up the phone about 10 years ago.
 
This sounds like a job for some of those arts and crafts style projects little kids do. The extra effort is worth the cash to some people, and nobody could say you didn't try.

Oh yes they would. I went to art school. I can't just make something, because they know the potential I have to make something. So if I do make something, it has to be fucking breathtaking and I'm out of time to do breathtaking. At this point, it would have to be half-assed. And they'll bitch about it- my mom will throw a screaming fit and my grandma will cry. That's how they roll.

Jack already got them presents before he went on vacation. Whatwith him being the perfect fucking son and all...
 
I've woken up to Mothers Day, and have no kids in the house!
Plus, I am crippled (surgery on right arm last Friday means I am restricted somewhat), but at least I am allowed to shower today, so all is good.
 
A special hug from the Teddy Bear to all the moms here on lit, you are all beautiful and all of you have one of the biggest, hardest jobs in the world, so I just want to say "Thank You"

Wrong.

They are not all beautiful, many of them are far from it. (look in AM pics)

These days men work and look after the children just as much as women do.

Take your antiquated Hallmark cards and shove them up your ass, asshole!
 
Wrong.

They are not all beautiful, many of them are far from it. (look in AM pics)

These days men work and look after the children just as much as women do.

Take your antiquated Hallmark cards and shove them up your ass, asshole!

Pretty sure there's a day for that, to.
 
Wrong.

They are not all beautiful, many of them are far from it. (look in AM pics)

These days men work and look after the children just as much as women do.

Take your antiquated Hallmark cards and shove them up your ass, asshole!


I'm sorry thats how you feel, peace be with you
 
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