blunt_trauma
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now where's my fucking chocolate?
happy mother's day!
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torchthebitch
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4est_4est_Gump
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And it's up against the wall redneck mother,
Mother who has raised a son so well...
Mother who has raised a son so well...
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
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Happy Mothering Sunday UK Moms!
Why are Mother's Day in the UK and the US in different month's of the year?
Why are Mother's Day in the UK and the US in different month's of the year?
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Their cycles got out of sync during the Revolutionary War...
The Redcunts are coming! The Redcunts are coming!
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
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Their cycles got out of sync during the Revolutionary War...
Now I know why Very Bad Man pays for escorts on both sides of the ocean at different times of the year.
4est_4est_Gump
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Okay gentlemen, now that you know, time your flirting carefully...
blunt_trauma
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you're all weird.
just sayin'.
just sayin'.
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Your new boyfriend's a motherfucker.
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happy mother's day, y'all 
son no2 is busy washing up, tidying, doing the dog pooh, and later on son no3 is cooking our scampi, chips and peas dinner. just got back from across the way where it's my neigbour's 60th - a surprise party - so drinks and nibbles there. got a vintage cava for tonight and Being Human is on at 9. what's not to like?
son no2 is busy washing up, tidying, doing the dog pooh, and later on son no3 is cooking our scampi, chips and peas dinner. just got back from across the way where it's my neigbour's 60th - a surprise party - so drinks and nibbles there. got a vintage cava for tonight and Being Human is on at 9. what's not to like?
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Happy day to dolfy and chippy. May you be blessed with a four-course supper served by astonishingly delicious men, complete with a chocolate dessert buffet. Oh, and house cleanings for both of you. Top to bottom. By the same astonishingly delicious men. Dressed in loin cloths and capes. (Please take pics).
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happy mother's day, y'all
son no2 is busy washing up, tidying, doing the dog pooh, and later on son no3 is cooking our scampi, chips and peas dinner. just got back from across the way where it's my neigbour's 60th - a surprise party - so drinks and nibbles there. got a vintage cava for tonight and Being Human is on at 9. what's not to like?
Hey! I rushed out and scored all the illegal and contraband chocolates I could lay my hands on and tried to PM them to you but it didn't work. So I ate some myself (sorry, but waste not, want not) and watched "Casino Royal" with Daniel Craig. He's soo crazy... but I LOVE HIM. So sorry, no chocolates. But we can all romp here if you like!
butters
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why thankyou, caudia - shame it's only the two sons doing the stuff and the thought of them in loin-cloths is clearly not gonna do it for me (we'd all be relived to know). still, the wishes are scrumptious
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My Superman cape is at the cleaners. Sucks.
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it's the thought that counts
Daniel Craig is hawt *fans self*
http://www.gabriellahewitt.com/wp-content/uploads/Daniel%20Craig%20popsickle.jpg
CaudaLinea
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The thought of that made me guffaw, which led to chest pain. Damn you.
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I'm sorry.
I'll be in shortly with your Orange Juice, Nyquil and Tad Doyle.
He'll rock your cold away!
CaudaLinea
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I'm sorry.
I'll be in shortly with your Orange Juice, Nyquil and Tad Doyle.
He'll rock your cold away!
That's impossible. Tad is in my dungeon. Tied up. And waiting to service me later.
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Hey Wings, I dunno about you, but I plan to encourage my family to recognize the British Mother's Day, as well as the U.S. May Mother's Day. Is there a Canadian one we can heist, too?
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I think I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.
*posted from my Android while on the loo*
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Let's DO this, Sinny baby! Although we all know every Sunday should be Mother's Day.
So sorry to hear of your forced Zach and Cody (was that it?) marathon. I would vote for Victorious over that. Or Phineus and Ferb, really.
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Whatever you do, don't celebrate Mothers Of Invention day.
I speak for all Zappa fans when I say that would be sacrilege.
