Happy Mother's Day

[girlsmiley]

To all the mothers out there.

I'm not sure what we're doing today, but I feel so full of love. Probably go for an ice cream and do some sort of activities. Hopefully not the bridge climb. Now that I've said that, it will probably be the bridge climb. I take it back lol.

Also, I heard mums get all the oral they want on Mother's Day.

 

[hobbit.]

in India?

 

[pointless]

thanks, but my mother can get her own oral. incest is not my jam.

 

[FataMorgana]

To all the mothers out there.

I'm not sure what we're doing today, but I feel so full of love. Probably go for an ice cream and do some sort of activities. Hopefully not the bridge climb. Now that I've said that, it will probably be the bridge climb. I take it back lol.

Also, I heard mums get all the oral they want on Mother's Day.

Wtf.

That's put me off going to the nursing home.

 

[mayfly13]

Also, I heard mums get all the oral they want on Mother's Day.

are you going to help yours?

 

[girlsmiley]

in India?

Why India? Of all the countries other than your own, you come up with India?

thanks, but my mother can get her own oral. incest is not my jam.

Hahaha! I'm picturing Stiffler

Wtf.

That's put me off going to the nursing home.

It's not an incest thread, I swear!

https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM

 

[mayfly13]

Can I watch?

 

[hobbit.]

When I was a little boy
They would say to me
Don't go in the world and play
It's bad company

All they had was child and faith
Let him grow and let him wait
Just to find out what it was to be free

But now I'm over twenty one
Growing up I've had my fun
And I know it's got to be

Baby lying in a womb
Are you free or in a tomb
Let me in
I feel I want to cry

Oh the road is there
Oh the road is there
Come on back, back

Wash your hands and up to bed
Mind your manners
Or you're dead
Mind the cars cos you've got school on Monday
Put my trust in God
Who is he I know not what
Something mummy said to me one Sunday

Maybe love is life but life is not
Something I need plenty of
Oh! I wish I'd never lived a day

Now there's no one near me now
Tell me what to do and how
Take me let me sing my cares away

Oh! the road is there
Oh that road is there
Come on back, back

Wash your hands and up to bed
Mind your manners
Or you're dead
Mind the cars cos you've got school on Monday

Black is black and white is white
Which to choose and which is right
Guide me to a place where I'll stay

Wrap me up and keep me warm
Hide myself far from the storm
Sleep and love will keep my mind at rest
Only now I realise what my parents had to try
Love you all and keep you all my life

Oh that road is there
Oh the road is there
Come on back, back

Shelley (Burke)

 

[hobbit.]

Why India? Of all the countries other than your own, you come up with India?
]

google. it said its mother day in India tomorrow.

 

[girlsmiley]

google. it said its mother day in India tomorrow.

I'm saying Happy Mother's Day because it's Mother's Day today.

It would be my honour, to be your new stepmother...

 

[screwher]

To all the mothers out there.

Also, I heard mums get all the oral they want on Mother's Day.

I know my wife’s pussy is going to be well licked tomorrow.

 

[girlsmiley]

I know my wife’s pussy is going to be well licked tomorrow.

One would hope it's always well licked.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

We give them the vote, we give them a special day, we give them half the wealth and what do we get? Grief. Nothing but grief. Fuck all the bitches and whores, mothers or not.