Happy Halloween!!

[omahaman2]

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A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...

...and...of...course,

...the coffin stops!

 

[southerntierguy]

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...

...and...of...course,

...the coffin stops!

Oh, man! This is so bad ... I have to tell it to my daughter tonight.

 

[LustfulOne50]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN​

WARNING:Not a childs story

The Hollows Eve Treat
By LustfulOne50

The Treats had been passed out and I settled down before the cracking fireplace. Even with warmth of the fire there was a cool swirl of air that seemed to dance around the room. My eye lids wanted to close, but I wanted to complete the book started and I still had little wine to finish. As I sat there, there came a pair soft cool hands from behind me placing themselves over my eyes. I was startled at first for I was the only in the house and I did not hear anyone enter. I heard a delicate whisper saying please keep your eyes closed. I did as the voice said, for it sounded so warm, safe and sexy. With my eyes closed I felt her pass around to my front and there was a scent of roses in the air. Now standing in front she placed her hands on mine tugging me from my comfortable sofa. With my eyes closed I followed her wishes by setting on the fur rug directly in front of the fire. There she requested me to open my eye and to my pleasant surprise she was extremely beautiful. She had long brown hair, hourglass body, peach soft skin, sweet lips and haunting dark eyes. I moved forward to touch her to see if she was real as she sat there naked in front of me. She chuckled softly as I reached for her saying I am here just for you. Her skin was just as silky as it looked. She moved toward me and slowly helped me out of my clothes. With only the light of the fireplace flicking I tried see every bit of her. She kissed me on the chest and then worked her way up to my lips. If she was a spirit you could have fooled me for her lips were tender and her kisses were sweet. I massaged her large breasts that were firm and there was nothing fake there. I slid down under her allowing her on top. She reached behind herself and fondled my cock while I again massaging her clit with one of my hands. She was warm and wet inside as she rocked herself against my hand. When I become hard she moved herself over my cock and slowly sank down on it as she fondled with her wet folds. With her other hand she played with my balls. She seemed anticipate my wants and moves. I was about to explode inside her when she stopped and moved beside me. I sucked and kissed her sweet warm body. I gave her neck love bites as she squirmed with delight. While kissing her I massaged her clit as it grew with each touch, it was warm and super wet. She raised herself and got on fours with me behind her. I stuck my tongue deep into her sweet, sticky wetness and probe her clit. While I probe and tongued her clit , I fingered deep into her hot pussy. I moved to rubbing my cock inside the folds of her wetness. I soon rammed myself deep into her as she pushed herself against me. We thrust and rammed into as if there was no end. I was on the edge of cuming when I faintly heard the hallway clock chiming. When I exploded inside her, I got the biggest shock of my life. It still haunts me to this minute for when I went off inside her I found, Iwas still setting on the sofa. It scared me so bad I reached for my glass of wine to find I had finished it. Looking around the room there was no one there and I was still in my clothes, but there was faint smell of roses in the air. I got up trying to shake it off and get glass of wine to calm myself. When I got up, I felt something prick my foot. When I looked at my feet every hair on my body stood up and I almost choked on my next breath. For a there at my feet was a dried rose. What happened in that room that night, to this day I don’t understand and I have never seen her again. Though while I lived in the house each Hollow Eve I found a dried rose on my pillow

 

[omahaman2]

Oh, man! This is so bad ... I have to tell it to my daughter tonight.

Glad you liked
or is that hated?

 

[WantonWitch]

Glad you liked
or is that hated?

loved it... told me kids

they kinda groaned/laffed

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Haha love it Omaha

Blessed Be!!

Have a wonderful All Hallows Eve

 

[omahaman2]

glad you two enjoyed