Happy Friday the 13th!

[velvetpie]

A bit of superstition, anyone?

 

[ElizabethWest]

My sister was born on Friday the thirteenth.

I was born on Easter.

 

[TxRad]

One of my favorite days...

I have something to blame my clutsyness on all day......

I give it two Nanas

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Not that I'm superstitious but on my way in, I poured salt on a black cat and threw it under a ladder.

Just for fun mind you, cause I'm not superstitious.

 

[Guest]

Once upon a time, one dinosaur asked the other, "Do you believe Friday the Thirteenth's are unlucky?"

Looking skyward, the other dinosaur asked, "Is that an asteroid?"

 

[LuciousBi-Writes4U]

hubby is in construction.... last thing i said when he left was.....wear your seat belt today....don't walk under your ladders....and don't cut off any body parts....ok!


never hurts.... they call me from the emergency room at least 2 times a year anyway! LOL

 

[LuciousBi-Writes4U]

Not that I'm superstitious but on my way in, I poured salt on a black cat and threw it under a ladder.

Just for fun mind you, cause I'm not superstitious.

like i said hubby walks under ladders all day....and i've owned a solid black cat for the last 16 years! LOL

 

[mlady_france]

Once upon a time, one dinosaur asked the other, "Do you believe Friday the Thirteenth's are unlucky?"

Looking skyward, the other dinosaur asked, "Is that an asteroid?"

I love you so much, you always make me smile.

 

[Guest]

I love you so much, you always make me smile.

I stole that scene from a scene in the movie, Land Before Time, Part 42 "Is that an Asteroid?"

 

[mlady_france]

I stole that scene from a scene in the movie, Land Before Time, Part 42 "Is that an Asteroid?"

HA!!!

 

[Kassiana]

I'm having a fabulous day, thanks for wishing me one. I set up an interview for a Real Job today at the company I'm temping for. Wish me luck!

 

[Guest]

I'm having a fabulous day, thanks for wishing me one. I set up an interview for a Real Job today at the company I'm temping for. Wish me luck!

Good luck!

"Good afternoon. You'll be interviewing today with one of our Vice Presidents, Michael Myers."

 

[Kassiana]

Good luck!

"Good afternoon. You'll be interviewing today with one of our Vice Presidents, Michael Myers."

The good news: "It's the Mike Myers from Shrek and Austin Powers."
The bad news: "He expects you to do all the voices from Shrek perfectly, or he'll have his bodyguards throw you out the window."

 

[Guest]

Better that than a dead bloke, who wants to torture and kill you.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Better that than a dead bloke, who wants to torture and kill you.

When you say it like that, you take all the fun out of the torture part.

OK the death thing is not so sexy but that middle part had my attention.

 

[Guest]

When you say it like that, you take all the fun out of the torture part.

OK the death thing is not so sexy but that middle part had my attention.

Ok, yeah, I guess this bit kind of did it for me, too:

bloke, who wants to torture

 

[Kassiana]

What did the sadist say to the masochist about good and bad news?

"The good news is that I have bad news."

 

[Guest]

What did the sadist say to the masochist about good and bad news?

"The good news is that I have bad news."

Have you got his number?

 

[Kassiana]

Have you got his number?

The person who handles that aspect in my relationship is my husband, and even virtually I won't share him. But if I meet any cute British boys who can handle a flogger, I'll send them all your way, hon.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I don't recall the day being particularly unlucky in the past, but if how my family decided to wake me up is any indication, today is gonna fairly well suck.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

The person who handles that aspect in my relationship is my husband, and even virtually I won't share him. But if I meet any cute British boys who can handle a flogger, I'll send them all your way, hon.

Ok, let me know, and I'll add him to my list. BUT, just one thing: I prefer men, not boys.

 

[Kassiana]

Ok, let me know, and I'll add him to my list. BUT, just one thing: I prefer men, not boys.

Tell me about it.

But I do like looking at cute boys. No harm in looking.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Ok, let me know, and I'll add him to my list. BUT, just one thing: I prefer men, not boys.

Its lines like this that make me such a huge Lou fan. The Dorothy Parker of Smut she is.

 

[Guest]

Its lines like this that make me such a huge Lou fan. The Dorothy Parker of Smut she is.

You get a lick for that, place it where you like:

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

You get a lick for that, place it where you like:

and the kiss too? or is that a designated area kiss?