Happy Father's Day to me!

[fredyflinstone]

well I'm not technically a father, but i felt like one today.

i got to bang some hot ass chick who used to be a cheerleader, and when i was done, she let me take a shower and hang out.

i really thought we were hitting it off but at dinner she told me she was married. i automatically flipped the fuck out, i'm tellin ya man. then she showed me a picture of her husband. the fucker looks just like barney rubble. i told her that and she just laughed her ass off and said yeah that's why i sent him off to play golf. apparently he thinks he is some hot shot at golf, so she entertains him on that front and sent him away on father's day.

man, i can't believe my luck. i get to bang this smoking chick while that dopey looking dude hangs out with his fat, er i mean frat brothers trying to find easy girls to take advantage of. rofl.

thanks for letting me fuck your wife, dude!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

well I'm not technically a father, but i felt like one today.

i got to bang some hot ass chick who used to be a cheerleader, and when i was done, she let me take a shower and hang out.

i really thought we were hitting it off but at dinner she told me she was married. i automatically flipped the fuck out, i'm tellin ya man. then she showed me a picture of her husband. the fucker looks just like barney rubble. i told her that and she just laughed her ass off and said yeah that's why i sent him off to play golf. apparently he thinks he is some hot shot at golf, so she entertains him on that front and sent him away on father's day.

man, i can't believe my luck. i get to bang this smoking chick while that dopey looking dude hangs out with his fat, er i mean frat brothers trying to find easy girls to take advantage of. rofl.

thanks for letting me fuck your wife, dude!

More likely you beat off to internet porn all day and had Arbys for dinner.

 

[pete]

More likely you beat off to internet porn all day and had Arbys for dinner.

... with a coupon.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It was once.


And it was Mickey Dee's.


No coupon.

 

[yossi]

well I'm not technically a father, but i felt like one today.

i got to bang some hot ass chick who used to be a cheerleader, and when i was done, she let me take a shower and hang out.

i really thought we were hitting it off but at dinner she told me she was married. i automatically flipped the fuck out, i'm tellin ya man. then she showed me a picture of her husband. the fucker looks just like barney rubble. i told her that and she just laughed her ass off and said yeah that's why i sent him off to play golf. apparently he thinks he is some hot shot at golf, so she entertains him on that front and sent him away on father's day.

man, i can't believe my luck. i get to bang this smoking chick while that dopey looking dude hangs out with his fat, er i mean frat brothers trying to find easy girls to take advantage of. rofl.

thanks for letting me fuck your wife, dude!

Of all things to never happen ever, this never happened the most.

 

[Squibbs]

VA, dipshits.

 

[eyer]

Sonny, dipsh!t.

 

[phrodeau]

Of all things to never happen ever, this never happened the most.

I wouldn't be so sure. I've seen the pictures.

 

[Squibbs]

I wouldn't be so sure. I've seen the pictures.

That looks photoshopped.

 

[CHNOPS]

Sonny, dipsh!t.

It wasn't this dipshit. I made this joke in his thread two days ago. That killed the alt-making-this-thread option.

Not that I didn't consider it.

 

[IndieSnob]

$10 it was Ish that created the alt.

He was pissed that sonny boy didn't mail him the usual case of booze for Father's Day.

 

[thirty]

Gee...you didn't get much negative comments as I got after I posted my story with a girl...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Gee...you didn't get much negative comments as I got after I posted my story with a girl...

You're married with two children, so you're exempt.

 

[CHNOPS]

You're married with two children, so you're exempt.

He also fake chinese person from mysterious east where thing different from here.

 

[thirty]

You're married with two children, so you're exempt.

Any difference between "a married man fucks a single woman" and "a married woman fucks a single man"?

 

[thirty]

He also fake chinese person from mysterious east where thing different from here.

10 years, 10 years... you guys still don't believe I'm from China?

Should I post my Chinese dick to prove it?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

10 years, 10 years... you guys still don't believe I'm from China?

Should I post my Chinese dick to prove it?

Don't do it, the ensuing posts based on the stereotype alone will kill whatever low-self esteem you have of your masculinity.

 

[neci]

10 years, 10 years... you guys still don't believe I'm from China?

Should I post my Chinese dick to prove it?

yes! and balls too!

 

[phrodeau]

10 years, 10 years... you guys still don't believe I'm from China?

Should I post my Chinese dick to prove it?

It's just Chnops being grumpy. He needs a new user pic.