Happy Erection Day, Yankers!

[Lancecastor]

The World watches you in a mixture of voyeuristic glee and dark foreboding.

Will you keep yanking it to the left ?

(once you go Barack, you never go back)

Or will you jerk hard to the right and give head to your New God in Salt Lake City?

(extra wives for everyone!)

The Greatest Show on Earth and certainly the most expensive whores on the planet, your erected officials are.

Happy Erection Day, Yankers!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm positively sleep-walking Wyatt...

 

[Byron In Exile]

The World watches you in a mixture of voyeuristic glee and dark foreboding.

Will you keep yanking it to the left ?

(once you go Barack, you never go back)

Or will you jerk hard to the right and give head to your New God in Salt Lake City?

(extra wives for everyone!)

The Greatest Show on Earth and certainly the most expensive whores on the planet, your erected officials are.

Happy Erection Day, Yankers!

Sure... like this is some sort of pleasant day for us? Picking which way to get fucked?

Most expensive whores, though, that's certainly true.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ain't that a daisy!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Ain't that a daisy!

*twirls tin cup mocking Johnny Ringo's gunplay*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're probably seeing double, double vision...

 

[Byron In Exile]

You're probably seeing double, double vision...

Then it's a good thing I have two guns and never liked Foreigner.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Republican h8r!


Your people were once foreigners too!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Republican h8r!

Your people were once foreigners too!

Sorry, but Foreigner and Styx fans I just never could relate with.

Now, Kansas... that was a helluva band!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Guns 'N Redlegs...

 

[rosco rathbone]

It's on!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It has been on for a bit...



May go on for quite a bit more if it is close.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I need viagra to be happy on Erection Day.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It's on!

Hold your horses... still 12 minutes left...

 

[Byron In Exile]

9 ...

 

[Tryharder62]

I need viagra to be happy on Erection Day.

It's a problem if your erection day lasts more than 4 hours.

 

[Saint Peter]

I mailed mine in days ago.

There is a paper trail with a ballot filled out with a Sharpie. There are many more ways to fuck with an electronic vote.

 

[Saint Peter]

"If your election lasts for more than 4 years..."

 

[Byron In Exile]

It's a problem if you erection day lasts more than 4 hours.

I imagine it would depend on who you're with.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I mailed mine in days ago.

Well aren't you just little mister dumplin' drawers.

There is a paper trail with a ballot filled out with a Sharpie. There are many more ways to fuck with an electronic vote.

Don't fuck with Uncle Sam.

 

[Byron In Exile]

LANCE!!

You see what you've done, now make it stop.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Oops. Post removed. Wrong thread.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It's on!

Okay, 8am EST, go.

 

[chillywilly2]

I would say I will be glad when its over, but with this crew, it's never over

 

[lovetoread]

I've always wanted my own erection.