Happy Early Happy Hour

[LukkyKnight]

Startle, startle little twink,
Can't I have just one more drink?
Sit here with me at the bar,
Thinker than you drunk I are.

Afluence of incolhol -
Lean against the restroom wall.
Why are barstools so damn high?
Flaming shots it's time to try!

When did my tongue get so thick?
Who turned out the swizzle stick?
Sober will tomorrow be,
Double trouble vision me.

Little burping twinkle far
Home time now where keys my car?

~hic~

 

[MissTaken]

Ohhhh, LK!

I will volunteer to be your Designated Driver.

I promise I won't take advantage of you when you get home.

*crossing fingers behind back *

 

[estevie]

No...it goes like this:

Spankle Spankle
Little twink
Who the hell you are you think
I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol
as some thinkle peep I am!

 

[LukkyKnight]

If I knew where my keys left me...

MissT, I'm afraid they have hidden themselves somewhere on my personage... so while I'd be drivered to have you home me to my flat there's questionableness about me over handing them to you. http://www.smileycollector.com/images/wavey.gif



~blink~

 

[MissTaken]

I have my car, LK.

Trust me!

 

[LukkyKnight]

http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/giggle.gif Onwardly lead, MishTaken, for I know elsh how safely not will home I getting me be. http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/laughman.gif

 

[MissTaken]

I know not how safe you will be with me!


Ack!

Miss T is flirting


shhhhhh don't tell anyone.

Least of all the intoxicated gentleman on my lap!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Did something pocket climb me, or am I just happy to sit on you? http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/devil-naughty.gif

 

[scrymettet]

on the house

http://www.bush-beer.com/Image/essai01.jpg

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: on the house

Originally ordered by scrymettet
http://www.bush-beer.com/Image/essai01.jpg

Now so long as estevie spanks me not whilst I am engaged in quaffage I think this works out as can be seated in a lap under the expected circularstances well enough.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: on the house

http://www.bush-beer.com/Image/essai01.jpg

Thank you, scym!


And quaff away LK. Cyber beer has .o1 % alcohol!

 

[ToddHwrd]

Ohhhh, LK!

I will volunteer to be your Designated Driver.

I promise I won't take advantage of you when you get home.

*crossing fingers behind back *

MissTaken I don't want to be his designated driver I want to get drunk with him

 

[LukkyKnight]

As I have a designated driver, I think it's safe to tell this story...

Neither Todd nor I have ever been in Carbon County, Pennsylvania, where a group of guys drinking beer were also, um, how you say "discharging firearms" from the rear deck of Irving Michaels' home. The guys tried hitting a racoon that had the misfortune to be walking by. But the beer apparently impaired their aim and despite the estimated 35 shots fired at the poor creature, he escaped into a 3 foot drainage pipe a few feet away.

Wait, don't answer yet...

Determined to demonstrate human superiority, Irv retreived a can of gasoline and poured some down the pipe, thinking to "smoke the racoon out."

Irv threw a match in. Nothing. So he poured some more gas down the pipe, threw in another match and still no flames. Now frustrated but surprisingly no more sober than when he began, Irv poured the whole 5 gallon can of gasoline down the drainage pipe, then proceeded to slide feet first approximately 15 feet down the sloping pipe to toss the match.

The subsequent rapidly expanding fireball propelled him back the way he had come, exiting out of the pipe like he'd been shot out of a circus cannon. Irv landed with a thud in his front yard, miraculously suffering only minor injuries. No word on the the racoon.

MishTaken's driving.

 

[scrymettet]

an other ?

http://www.achouffe.be/images/prod01.jpg

 

[MissTaken]

Todd and LK,

You are safe with me

Scrym: May I have a diet cola? I believe I will need my wits about me this evening!

 

[scrymettet]

only cafeïne available

Todd and LK,

You are safe with me

Scym: May I have a diet cola? I believe I will need my wits about me this evening!

http://www.reneka.com/img/menu/reneka.jpg

 

[MissTaken]

Thank you, luv.

These two are big talkers.

However, we all know what happens when a man drinks just too much of the malt!

So, what are you doing tonight, scym?

 

[scrymettet]

part time bartender

Thank you, luv.
So, what are you doing tonight, scym?

One with your coffie
http://www.leclerc.ca/images/fr/produits/boite_biscuits_feuille_crem.gif

 

[MissTaken]

Yummmmy

I love Maple Leaf cookies.

The two drunks are awfully quiet. Did they slip out of their seats into a nice drunken snooze on the floor?

 

[scrymettet]

The two drunks are awfully quiet. Did they slip out of their seats into a nice drunken snooze on the floor?

Belgian beers are killer for non native

 

[LukkyKnight]

Yummmmy

I love Maple Leaf cookies.

The two drunks are awfully quiet. Did they slip out of their seats into a nice drunken snooze on the floor?

http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/yelloweyebrow.gif http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/loopy.gif http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/rainbow.gif http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/giggle.gif http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/lickedface.gif http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/haha.gif http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/drunk.gif http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/party.gif http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/drink.gif


~hic~

 

[LukkyKnight]

Belgian beers are killer for non native

I am native - do I look martian or what here?

 

[scrymettet]

2 out of 300

They are more then 300 brands of beer in Belgium
You may know this one
http://www.frucon.net/General/Image/Product/Zoom/DUVL005.jpg

 

[ToddHwrd]

Yummmmy

I love Maple Leaf cookies.

The two drunks are awfully quiet. Did they slip out of their seats into a nice drunken snooze on the floor?

I didn't slop out of my chair I just forgot where I wass

 

[MissTaken]

Glad to see you found your way back from the Men's Room, Todd!

AS for me....

I am afraid I have had too much coffee and my tummy is upset. So you will need to find another DD....that's designated driver, not my bra size.

Well, it is sort of my bra size, but that isn't the point! lol

Good night guys!