Happy Christmas fuckers!

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Most of you won't know me or even care but for those blasts from the pasts that might still be hanging around...

Merry Christmas! :kiss:
 
Most of you won't know me or even care but for those blasts from the pasts that might still be hanging around...

I remember you when I was competing for Miss Alaska.

I contacted authorities and had you arrested for stalking me.

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Well, that was in the past.

How are you today?
 
I remember you when I was competing for Miss Alaska.

I contacted authorities and had you arrested for stalking me.


Well, that was in the past.

How are you today?

Well, I'm not in jail so that's a start, huh?

Nice to meet you.
 
Most of you won't know me or even care but for those blasts from the pasts that might still be hanging around...

Merry Christmas! :kiss:

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"The last time you said Merry Christmas was 2012. What have you been doing
for the last four years? You were online today December 07, 2016 and never
mentioned a thing. Don't you believe in Santa anymore? Neither do I."
 
As for what I was doing for the last four Christmases?
I was either drunk, crying or fucking most likely. :D
 
I like to spice up the holidays by changing up the order, Zumi. Sometimes, if the time is right, I do all three at once.
 
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