Happy Christmas all you horny Twat's!!!

[lewdandlicentious]

I'm likely to be quite scarce over the seasonal period, so I'd like to take this opportunity to sincerely wish all you AH'ing fucking Twat's, a wonderful yuletide-time, with lashings of all the love, rewards, presents, food, and drink (Sex goes without saying!!! ) to the very limits you'd like them and more besides.

And if you want them, lashings too!!!

Seriously, I hope you all have a beautiful time, with, where possible, the ones you love most!

Best and warmest regards to you all,

The Rude Dude!!!




Also, feel free to use this thread to place your own yuletide greetings!

 

[shereads]

And to all a good night.

 

[Guest]

Happy Christmas, Lew, you Twat! Now, quit shouting, you're giving me a headache.



A VERY Merry Christmas to all of my friends here. You're a great bunch and do a wonderful job of helping to keep me sane.

Love to all,

Katie-Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Twat!

In a Christmas hat!

 

[Guest]

Twat!

In a Christmas hat!

LOL!

Don't you start on my hat in the other AV!!!

Ooooh! You meant your one, with the girly hair!

 

[cloudy]

Right back atcha, King Twat!

~ Cloudy, redneck redskin twat

 

[Guest]

Right back atcha, King Twat!

~ Cloudy, redneck redskin twat

Happy Christmas, Cloudy, sweetie.

I hope you have a good one and the New Year brings you new horizons and you can finally realise your dreams.

Lou

 

[fifty5]

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
The only thing stirring was a computer mouse...

All the best for the festive season to all AHers

Especially to you

 

[Guest]

Merry Christmas, Eff!

Love,

Katie

 

[Guest]

And if you want them, lashings too!!!

I tried to resist not commenting. Not like me. LOL!

But, ooooooooooh YES! You KNOW I do!!!!

Happy Christmas, again, baby.

Katie

 

[oggbashan]

I'm already having a Happy Christmas.

I don't have to get up in the early hours to pretend to be Father Christmas.

I will miss the sherry and the mince pie but I will enjoy a reasonable night's sleep.

There are advantages to having adult children. Commiserations to the rest of you who will be woken up before dawn by cries of 'Where are the batteries?'

Og

 

[fifty5]

I'm already having a Happy Christmas.

I don't have to get up in the early hours to pretend to be Father Christmas.

I will miss the sherry and the mince pie but I will enjoy a reasonable night's sleep.

There are advantages to having adult children. Commiserations to the rest of you who will be woken up before dawn by cries of 'Where are the batteries?'

Og

Should I take it that your adults will have provided their own batteries?

Happy Christmas, Og.

 

[oggbashan]

Should I take it that your adults will have provided their own batteries?

Happy Christmas, Og.

All presents have tested batteries and spares. Adults can find them in the packaging. Children aren't necessarily so astute at 5am when excited.

Happy Christmas Eff. See you soon in the New Year.

Happy Christmas to everyone and goodnight from me. The single malt awaits.

Og

 

[Guest]

I'm already having a Happy Christmas.

I don't have to get up in the early hours to pretend to be Father Christmas.

I will miss the sherry and the mince pie but I will enjoy a reasonable night's sleep.

There are advantages to having adult children. Commiserations to the rest of you who will be woken up before dawn by cries of 'Where are the batteries?'

Og

I really do LOVE being woken up at 5:30 in the morning by my excited children (and if they are still asleep then, Mummy wakes them up! )

Lou - big kid.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I'm likely to be quite scarce over the seasonal period, so I'd like to take this opportunity to sincerely wish all you AH'ing fucking Twat's, a wonderful yuletide-time, with lashings of all the love, rewards, presents, food, and drink (Sex goes without saying!!! ) to the very limits you'd like them and more besides.

And if you want them, lashings too!!!

Seriously, I hope you all have a beautiful time, with, where possible, the ones you love most!

Best and warmest regards to you all,

The Rude Dude!!!




Also, feel free to use this thread to place your own yuletide greetings!

Merry (or happy) Christmas to you too, you twatty rude dude.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Well, mine was great thankyou, how was yours????

 

[Guest]

Mine's been great, too!

Ate way too much lunchtime, but hey, doesn't everyone?

 

[arienette]

My Christmas has been great also, even though it sure as hell doesn't feel like Christmas. I'm sitting at Abs' house now, all lonesome because the family is out celebrating with the grandparents. I fucking love the atmosphere here, though, it's always very positive for me.

 

[Kassiana]

Eh. Nothing majorly great. It was nice to find my husband making me the necklace and two bracelets that were my Christmas present last night, but we haven't done much today. We haven't listened to Christmas music or had much in the way of special food. It might as well be any other day, you know?

It's not bad, understand, but it's not special, either. ::sighs::

 

[arienette]

Eh. Nothing majorly great. It was nice to find my husband making me the necklace and two bracelets that were my Christmas present last night, but we haven't done much today. We haven't listened to Christmas music or had much in the way of special food. It might as well be any other day, you know?

It's not bad, understand, but it's not special, either. ::sighs::

Doesn't really feel like Christmas here, either.

 

[hotchkiss]

Seasons Greetings To ALL at Lit!

No snow in Kent for Xmas. Hope all is well with you all in Litland!

Overfed and lazy (nothing new there then!)

HK