Happy Birthday, You Lewd and Licentious FUCKER!!!

[Guest]

Happy Birthday, Babe!!!

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/party/hb2.gif

I told you I had a few surprises in store for you today, one is in your mail.

And the other: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/X3banana2.gif

But, for now, here’s another (yes, it’s me, I hope it doesn’t make you cringe!!):
Happy Birthday To You, Lew

Have a great day, you sexy bastard!!!!

Don't eat too many raspberry jaffa cakes.

Much love,

Katie (aka SLUT!)

P.S. Almost forgot to say this: you’re a twat.

P.P.S. Did I manage to embarrass you? That wasn't my intention.

 

[Belegon]

DAMN!


well, Lew, that would make my birthday happier...and I am sure the other present that was mentioned will do even more to do so...

Happy Birthday King Twat!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Happy Friggen birthday you old bastard, go out and get pissed on me...I'm mailing you a dollar now.

Best wishes you dear sad twat, I do have a warm spot for you in my heart, just not my crotch.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Happy birthday you tripe covered twat!

 

[Liar]

Have a good one, twatmeister.

 

[Guest]

Happy Day Youfucktwatbasturdblokeyou!!!

Kiss, hug, slap!

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Ahhhh, the Top Twat will be so proud that you've all mentioned his twatiness.

Ok, I'm knackered, must be the nervous excitement.

I hope he still loves me in the morning...

HAHAHA!

 

[Guest]

I hope he still loves me in the morning...

No worries, Loulou. Nothing like twatlove. P. (You done good.)

 

[cloudy]

Happy Birthday...

YOU TWAT!

 

[rgraham666]

Happy birthday lewd.

I'm far to much of a gentleman to call you a twat.

 

[Guest]

dear mr. donut whore*der*
happy barfday to you...
*hugs*
v~
sincerely missing your donut av.

 

[English Lady]

Happy Birthday Mr Lewd Twat Bloke!

Have a good'un!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Why,

Thankyou all very much!

It's great to be such a highly regarded,

TWAT!!!!!




And as for you, Lou-Lou belle, yeh, you'll get yours!!!!!

 

[Guest]

And as for you, Lou-Lou belle, yeh, you'll get yours!!!!!

My job here is done.

Have a great day, you frustrating (but gorgeous) twat!!!!!

 

[pop_54]

Happy Birthday, Babe!!!

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/party/hb2.gif

I told you I had a few surprises in store for you today, one is in your mail.

And the other: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/X3banana2.gif

But, for now, here’s another (yes, it’s me, I hope it doesn’t make you cringe!!):
Happy Birthday To You, Lew

Have a great day, you sexy bastard!!!!

Don't eat too many raspberry jaffa cakes.

Much love,

Katie (aka SLUT!)

P.S. Almost forgot to say this: you’re a twat.

P.P.S. Did I manage to embarrass you? That wasn't my intention.

Fuck me does he still admit to birthdays at his age

Happy birthday you Lewd bugger, and don't forget you still owe me a beer, so if you fancy a birthay bash, it's your shout.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Happy Birthday, You Lewd and Licentious FUCKER!!!

Fuck me does he still admit to birthdays at his age

I promised not to mention his age.

M u s t... r e s i s t...

 

[impressive]

Ooops --- missed this yesterday! (I have an excuse! I was distracted by all the rainy day stories.)

Belated Happy Birthday, Lew!

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Re: Happy Birthday, You Lewd and Licentious FUCKER!!!

I promised not to mention his age.

M u s t... r e s i s t...

Understand he fought with Cromwell

(They never could get on those two)

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Birthday, You Lewd and Licentious FUCKER!!!

Understand he fought with Cromwell

(They never could get on those two)

*bites tongue*

No comment. I know what's good for me.

(LOL! ) What? I couldn't help it!!!

 

[LorriLove]

hiya lewd man

someone just phoned me and said there was a birthday party i was missing.

happy bithday lewd man, have a birthday kiss sod it have 2

 

[Edward Teach]

Happy Birthday, Lew!

Ed

 

[damppanties]

Happy B'day Lew. Have a whole lot of fun.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Ok, only a bit late, sorry.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWAT!

 

[Guest]

Thanks.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

any time.