Happy Birthday Xander!

Mistress

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Happy Birthday Min Smukke Dansker!

Jeg elsker dig!

kys og kram

Jeg savner dig saa utroligt meget!
Mere end du ved.

Mange kys og varme kram!!!

Indtil i aften, min smukke dansker!

elsker dig,

Solstraale
:p
 
Happy Birthday! :D

So whhere does the line start to spank him? I'm in a good mood already and now it's Xander's spanking day. Goodie! :D
 
Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!

Happy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, dear Xander...Happy Birthday to you!!

Ohhh..and what sheee said! *g*

Hiya Mistress *huggs*

Ciao!
~Pop
 
You can spank him as long as I get to spank you in the process! ;):p
 
Mistress said:
You can spank him as long as I get to spank you in the process! ;):p

Woohoio! And what luck! I'm already naked, thanx to Draco.

*sighing in content*

Now this is REALLY looking up to be one fine morning! :D
 
Let's all send money to a worthy cause !!!!

Since it's Xander's birthday and everybody knows how badly he needs the money, let's see that Xander and SnuggleTease have such a happy life together! I mean, he's probably wiped out all of ST's life savings and the only balls she has is the ones Xander has shoved down her fuckin' throat. So let's all send money to Xander and let him see how many more people he can screw, shall we ?
 
Wow...

It's Leechander's birthday...

Maybe you can give him the money so he can go get a GED if the illiterate shit is that smart...
 
Re: Wow...

WholeFuckinShow said:
It's Leechander's birthday...

Maybe you can give him the money so he can go get a GED if the illiterate shit is that smart...



Laurel this one is under the age of 18 :)
 
Mistress said:
Hehe SC, your always naked! ;)

Purrs and winks

Damn, that's right! I forgot. Oh well, Draco is making me a new dollie. Another red headed one and this one will look like me. Or at least, how he thinks I look. Tho he thinks I'm prettier than I am.

*blush*
 
Re: Let's all send money to a worthy cause !!!!

THE SEX GOD said:
Since it's Xander's birthday and everybody knows how badly he needs the money, let's see that Xander and SnuggleTease have such a happy life together! I mean, he's probably wiped out all of ST's life savings and the only balls she has is the ones Xander has shoved down her fuckin' throat. So let's all send money to Xander and let him see how many more people he can screw, shall we ?

Jealous that no one is sucking your dick? :)
 
Mistress, I think we have more than one juvenile posting in this thread. :D

Oh well, they wouldnt know what to do with their dicks anyhow. And they need to have one to get it sucked. :)

Now come here so I can grope you! :p
 
Please, honey !!!!

I don't want you suckin my dick! It looks like you've got your hands full with Xander, so you wouldn't have the time to do it anyway!
 
Mmm groping me in Xander's birthday thread...oh yeah Happy Birthday baby! ;)

Gropes SC
 
Re: Please, honey !!!!

THE SEX GOD said:
I don't want you suckin my dick! It looks like you've got your hands full with Xander, so you wouldn't have the time to do it anyway!

Hey I can't help it if I like big dicks, guess you don't have to worry about that problem though eh?
 
Re: Re: Please, honey !!!!

Mistress said:


Hey I can't help it if I like big dicks, guess you don't have to worry about that problem though eh?

I better keep you from Draco then You'd fall for him. :D

Brains, a big dick, and he knows how to treat a lady. I got lucky. :)
 
Re: Re: Re: Please, honey !!!!

SweetCherry said:


I better keep you from Draco then You'd fall for him. :D

Brains, a big dick, and he knows how to treat a lady. I got lucky. :)

Hey, I've got Xander, the only other person you have to worry about me falling for is you gorgeous! ;):p
 
*blush*

Now the falling for me bit I can handle. I'm allowed that kind of play. But the gorgeous bit, well, that'll turn me 50 shades oof red. :D
 
LOL, Mistress!!!


Well, I was going to post some witty little something about Xander being legal now, but looks like that subject has been well hashed by now.

Anyway, Happy B-Day, Xander!
 
Hate to tell you, but I have much higher class than

that ! Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that while you have your hands in his pants groping him, he has his hands in your pants robbing you blind. Consider that your reality check for the day, bitch.
 
I wonder how many others pants his hand has been in while he's been at Lit?

He wrote undying love poems for Angel, wanted to marry Angelique...

Too funny.

And then ya have the queen of slashers..

I was abused I was raped, I have mental problems, I have no life, I have no job, I slash myself to relieve the pain, I freak out when I have no meds, I STILL have a real life boyfriend that I'm fucking.

Jesus Christ People, you all trashed Patryn when Mistress is 100 times worse.

They really do deserve each other. What a waste of space.

Hey Misty..Gillette Trac III..save yourself some time!
 
I don't know, Sexy Thang !!!!

The only thing she knows how to cut are posts that she doesn't want to read at her own board. Besides, she brings a whole new meaning to the term " Bleeding Heart ".
 
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