Happy birthday, WickedEve

happy birthday, eve. :rose:

whatever you do, don't put a birthday candle on your av.

it is already dripping like hot wax. :)
 
WickedEve said:
Sigh... you do realize that if I had that cake, I'd end up with frosting all over my ass and thighs.

yes but atleast this time there'd be a legitimate reason for it


:kiss: :rose:
 
PatCarrington said:
happy birthday, eve. :rose:

whatever you do, don't put a birthday candle on your av.

it is already dripping like hot wax. :)
Thanks for the B. Day wishes, everyone.
Pat, the drippy av is gone. I was afraid it was getting you too excited. I do think of the welfare of others. :)
 
Tathagata said:
yes but atleast this time there'd be a legitimate reason for it


:kiss: :rose:
There's always (ALWAYS!) a legitimate reason for frosting on naked parts, you heathen monkey!
 
WickedEve said:
There's always (ALWAYS!) a legitimate reason for frosting on naked parts, you heathen monkey!


I really need to move down south
 
Tathagata said:
I really need to move down south
And I'll be waiting for you below the mason-dixon line... with an economy-sized tub-o-frosting, which you can only buy in the south. I bet you'd look purdy under a glob of butter frosting.
 
WickedEve said:
And I'll be waiting for you below the mason-dixon line... with an economy-sized tub-o-frosting, which you can only buy in the south. I bet you'd look purdy under a glob of butter frosting.

I'll bet you say that to all the monkeys
 
Tathagata said:
I'll bet you say that to all the monkeys
Once again: You are the only monkey. You are rare and unique. (I have my own "special" definitions for those words.)
 
Okay, who's going to slice the cake? I just don't have the heart to do it.
 
I'll be damned, you managed to sneak in a birthday this year after all.

Have a happy one then. :)

#L
 
Anyone interested in a birthday spanking? It is okay if I give the spanking, isn't it?
 
WickedEve said:
Anyone interested in a birthday spanking? It is okay if I give the spanking, isn't it?

Ya see, this is the kind of birthday celebration I can appreciate!

Bottoms up, Evie. Hit me with your best shot! And by the way, I want one to grow on too.

:devil:

Happy Birthday ! :rose:
 
happy B-day Eve~

Happy Birthday

With my words I hand to you,
a present with a bow of blue.
No paper did I use to wrap,
leather seem to be where its at.
Shines a glistens in the light,
would you wear this for me tonight?
Its square shape looked like a cape,
unwrap it and see, its true shape.
You grasp this present wrapped in leather,
felt and shook it light as a feather.
Fingers trembling you pull it apart,
reveal a nighty in the shape of a heart.
Of the finest leather known to man,
there with it you still stand.
I say, "You need to go and try it on."
theres not much to it, like a thong.
Few minutes go ticking by,
then you come out before my eyes.
It barely covered both your breast,
streamed down into your nest.
Laced up on both sides,
up the crotch the leather rides.
Ass cheeks bare, I sit and stare,
the thong crawled up your derrier.
Laced up front across your chest,
leather will always be the best.
welcome to wicked eve's birthday bash
Happy Birthday slap on the ass


~~~~~~~~

I hope that was vague enough I know
how you like your poems...lmao

candle drippings and icing tease
long knife for the carving
aflame
winds blow
slivering smoke trail
sliced by rations
delivered for the feasting
sweet bread of life
another year~
 
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Re: happy B-day Eve~

My Erotic Tale said:
I hope that was vague enough I know
how you like your poems...lmao
First, we need some stanzas, and I see a comma where one shouldn't be. I don't think it's vague enough. You should remove 80% of the poem to confuse the fuck out of me. What about a metaphor? Was there a metaphor in this poem? More importantly, did I look hot in my leather heart thingy? Hearts can be cliche but it's cool if I looked hot.
 
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