Happy Birthday, Vladmir Putin!

[iso36]

70 today!

He got a new Belarus tractor from his pal Lukashenko.

It weighs 6 tons and could move Butters ass.

 

[iso36]

And two pyramids of melons from Tajikistan!



Each melon is the size of Russian spy Butters left tit, a clear signal to Biden.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

 

[LukSkyFokker]

It weighs 6 tons and could move Butters ass.

Each melon is the size of Russian spy Butters left tit, a clear signal to Biden.

The wasted time and failed efforts you put into trolling butters with zero impact compared to her zero-effort trolling of your time and efforts is absolutely masterful.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Are you the best white knight she’s got?

If anything, I'm white knighting for you, lil fella. She's not the one who needs halp.

 

[iso36]

 

[iso36]

 

[LukSkyFokker]

I knew you were here to suck cock, thought it was hers this time.

I acknowledge your expertise in interwebz cocksucking.

 

[silver gurl]

 

[iso36]

The Kremlin has deemed it inappropriate to stage celebrations of Russian President Vladimir Putin’s birthday because "it has become clear that now is not an appropriate moment for celebrations".

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Apparently, Porsche doesn't deliver Cayennes in the first week of October.

 

[silver gurl]

Apparently, Porsche doesn't deliver Cayennes in the first week of October.

Apparently.
And all the nubiles are at their high school/college football games tonight.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Apparently.
And all the nubiles are at their high school/college football games tonight.

Maybe he's riding shotgun and shitpisting all day while the high schooler drives him around in his new whip

 

[LukSkyFokker]

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Intern.

Dafuq kinda loser uses a stock photo?

 

[silver gurl]

Dafuq kinda loser uses a stock photo?

So bizarre.
At least try to make it some what believable

 

[Sct73]

Puck futin

 

[iso36]

Bridge linking Crimea to Russia blown.

Blow out the candles, the party’s over.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63183404.amp

 

[Bray123]

He doesn't want celebrations?

Well Crimea River.

 

[iso36]

Laughing pals!

 

[Saint_Ann]

6 months ago he was puffed up and dying. Russian medical leeches are the best.

 

[iso36]

6 months ago he was puffed up and dying. Russian medical leeches are the best.

He was just on a bender.

 

[silver gurl]

May he stand close to a window....

 

[iso36]

The blanket on Victory Day and reports of cancer suggest something’s amiss.