Happy Birthday, Vlad!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

At least try to look happy today.

http://www.ndtv.com/news/images/story_page/Putin_finger_AP_360x270_1.jpg

Thanks, Wat.


Now, fuck you!!!​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You're not trying.


Neither of you.

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/eQ9AOYE.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Because I'm Vlad! I'm Vlad!
You know it. You know it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58870000/jpg/_58870567_014069774-1.jpg

I'm so Vlad, I'm so Vlad,


I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad, I'm Vlad . . . .​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I shall stop by the grocers after work and pick up a bottle of vodka.


~cheers~

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Street corner wudka vendors?

http://www21.tok2.com/home/tokorozawa/faq/faq49m01j.jpg


Grocery stores?

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT358C1RnBPgpZHnE0rhpILgGVD6E2ACiAc_-XVUGnwhrTUlmqkug


Alphabet stores???

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/248000/620x/nominee_Vladimir_Putin_nobel_peace-368417.jpg


We gots alphabets. Go figure.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh look...



A picture of Russian troops vacationing in the Ukraine.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It really is Worker's Paradise!!!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/16/article-1213807-0670F17F000005DC-606_634x486.jpg

Another fucking birthday, same old presents.​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Someone is about to get a double-tap...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Select fire, bitches!!!


Oorah!!!


Wait, does that even translate?

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/putin-gunz.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ah, a little something for the critical press.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://filonoi.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/e1bca1-cebacf81ceafcf83ceb7-cf84e1bf86cf82-cebfe1bd90cebacf81ceb1cebdceafceb1cf82-cf83cf87ceb5ceb4ceb9ceaccf83ceb8ceb7cebaceb5-cf83cf84.jpg


Did anyone bring the Barry targets???​

Send Wat off to work for an hour or two - he's being naughty now.


We should send him to summer gulag.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's time to take a fall...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/files/fp_uploaded_images/130425_PutinCat2.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/files/fp_uploaded_images/130425_PutinCat2.jpg

I am not pussy!

Expect visit from NOT KGB...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Who needs KGB???


We can haz IRS, after all.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/6/7/1370626330887/Vladimir-Putin-and-his-wi-008.jpg

Jeebus Mary und Iosef


Or is that Father Son and Holy Ghost???


I cunt remember.​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Even Vlad blanches at the sight of Lois Lerner.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yet a tad sauteed for others:

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/590x/09n21putin-390324.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

See, he knows self-respecting leaders do not take selfies...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Vlad has minions for that.

http://www.rwg.bz/private/lolz/minion_photography.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*


I think I recognize them...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I wouldn't be surprised.


Did Princess ever throw you a "tea" party???

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10154973_10201570371979389_6667751710808650237_n.jpg?oh=b26f702b60eda32518b2bc30bae6b743&oe=54AFEDEE&__gda__=1422508280_1f066fb10be63282435025d7d67279c7

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*


No, at that age we had a waterless toilet.