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Happy Birthday to the Squirrel Queen!

A very happy birthday to you CharleyH. I hope all your wishes come true...just be careful what you wish for. May the sun always shine warmly upon your face and good friends be close by your side. May your drink always quench your thirst and food always fill your belly. Happy birthday!!!
 
Happy Birthday, Charley! I raise my glass in your honor! (It's only got orange juice in it now, but I'll add the vodka later).

:kiss: :rose: :kiss:
 
Happy Birthday, you sexy bitch! :p

I'd be happy to spank you next week! :devil:

Much love,
~lucky
 
I had a dream.

The dream. It burned into my subconscious making sleep impossible. My eyes snapped open like an automaton switched on, mechanically I rose from the bed and started my routine. Something was amiss.
I could feel it deep inside the human part of me, masticating, entrenched within my very being trying in desperation to make its presence known.
I made my way through the house checking each corner; each crevice searching only to find nothing had changed. Yet this feeling would not dissolve, it clung to me like the smoke from the cigarette I had lit, snaking around my head, down my body until it wrapped me completely. It bared its fangs and bit into my brain.

The dream. I must remember the dream. It will tell me.

I walked alone through a post apocalyptic city; the twisted metal and chunks of concrete were all that remained. There were no signs of life amid the still smoldering remains. I felt no remorse it was not of my doing.
I sense the ground beginning to quake beneath me and the earth split at my feet causing a large crevice to open. I dropped to my knees from the stench that billowed forth from a cloud of smoke it was an ancient smell. Putrid and decayed as if death itself had died.
I looked up to see it loom before me, an intimidating creature wizened and evil. I trembled in fear as I looked into its dead eyes.
Then it threw back its massive head, the wattle hanging from its neck started to quaver as it began to laugh at me. Mocking me.
It knew my thoughts and feelings, my strengths and weaknesses.

I felt the rage grow within me, how dare this contemptuous abomination try to daunt me. Angry tears welled in my eyes and I quickly stood up shaking my raised fist in defiance.

“I’ll see you in Hell!” I screamed.

It came to me then, as forceful as a hurricane violently knocking me back into my conscious state and I remembered…. it’s your birthday.


Happy Birthday to my favorite abomination. :kiss: (See I promised I wouldn’t start a thread, I have no control over what others do) Hope you’re day is great. I’m making you a cellophane whip Irma. :cool:

Abs. :heart:
 
I'm not going to include a single squirrel comment or picture.....oops, I used the word though. ;)

Happy, happy, happy birthday you sexy beast.

I hope its gooderer than any of the many that have already passed. :D

Hugs and kisses to a very special lady. :heart: :kiss: :heart:
 
ROFL - somehow I knew some Deviant would post something like this! I was hoping, as I do, to go unnoticed, but THANK YOU :kiss: CD. Now the rest of you - lol :

Dran: I thought that said Canadian G-string at first - lol - well, it IS worthy. Now, to find that bitch who will eat it!

Rikkaim: In keeping with Dran's photo, I am hoping for more than sun on my face. :D Thank you.

Lady Jeanne: Let me know when you got the vodka, we'll try out that Canadian g-string. ;)

Lucky, Lucky, Lucky ... I can see there would be a power struggle. Thank god for Vella! :nana: for you

Liar: You forgot the gun. I live close to the US border, you know. :cool:

Min: With balls like that and nothing in between, it's no wonder the little freak needs his finger - LOL.

Abs: I'll deal with you LATER! RG - shut up unless you want squirrel pie next time. ;)

Mat, EL, CM, Elvis, Sophia, MKenna, RR, Bel, Rumple, LizW, and Imp thank you.

(Cloudy gets a special message :kiss: )

Again, thank you all for the toasts and roasts. :D
 
I do live for a challenge, but then I suspect the same is true of you. ;)

So, I haven't heard the final word on whether or not we'll get to celebrate properly soon. What's up?

~lucky :kiss:
 
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