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Happy Birthday, Thumper!

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Birthday Boy's Horoscope:

Those born on this day are indecisive and prone to laziness.

They tend to avoid obstacles up to the step there is no exit, and even then, they come with the fastest and easiest explanation.

They are sometimes spiteful as they tend to reminiscence even the smallest thing someone did to them.

They are also greedy and are dishonest both with people and their things.
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So that's why I saw four white tail bunnies in the yard today, usually I see loners running around.

Guess they were celebrating.

Course the neighbors weren't celebrating when my dogs saw them and were barking their heads off chasing them.

There's small holes under the fence the bunnies keep slipping under. And big splinters and cracks above them where the dumb ass dogs keep smashing into it.:rolleyes:
 
Birthday blessings and happy weirdness, sir! May you always have something to bitch about, but only things that are general and not personal.
 
Thanks all! Just about to put my feet up, open a bottle of Rioja and watch Real murder the bluenoses. Salut!
 
Happy Birthday. I know your girl's there, so I'm sure you'll have a good one.
 
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