Well, if this doesn't deserve a return from the land of the lost, nothing does. Happy birthday and fondest wishes for a great year to one of the people I respect (and miss) most.
To the most lovely Stellyweather,
I wish you joy, love, happiness, cutesy-wootsy kitties, the perfect massage, loud, earth-shattering, toe-curling sex...oh yeah, and a frickin' fabulous birthday.
No one sticks it to 'em better, or with more class.