Well, I am late to the party, but I wish you a belated happy birthday, oh Saintly one.
From my limited knowledge, Peter was the Head apostle. I kind of like the sound of that. I keep thinking you should give up the guard - an that way I can Gets emani some of that.
Hey, it's past my bedtime. I am not responsible for bad puns past midnight.
I would also like to thank all the lovely stippers at The Bus Stop in Boulder, Colorado for making this bday a special one. And I would like to thank Mercedes for rubbing her cooter all over me during my special bday lap dance.