Happy Birthday, pinkchickens!

[Purple Haze]

Have a happy Hollandaise.......

 

[Private Vasquez]

Nutmeg for everyone!!

 

[Purple Haze]

How about a cockfight?

On guard.

 

[TanisHalfElven]

Happy Birth Day!

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't have one...maybe I could borrow someones. Give me a minute.

 

[tortoise]

http://bobsdrawingroom.homestead.com/files/cockfight_e.m..JPG

 

[Purple Haze]

Don't borrow any cocks around here, they're being used....

 

[Private Vasquez]

As we speak?

 

[Purple Haze]

Yes, as we speak.

They aren't being used very well, I'm afraid.

On guard!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Who do I have to fuck around here to be featured in Haze's av?

 

[Purple Haze]

You're next.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well now I just feel left out.

How 'bout a parrot?

 

[Purple Haze]

You want me to buttfuck a parrot?

 

[perks]

You want me to buttfuck a parrot?

yes, I do, or a duck.

 

[Private Vasquez]

If that's what you like.

I forgot what pose I'm supposed to strike.

 

[Purple Haze]

This is just fowl.....

An ostrich would be the right size,

But the thing has legs that could kill.....

 

[Private Vasquez]

But those bugeyes are so mesmerizing.

 

[Purple Haze]

And the pillow-talk is so rivetting.......

 

[Private Vasquez]

It's the feathers.

 

[LukkyKnight]

One feather is fun, but the whole ostrich is kinky!

 

[Private Vasquez]

That's a llama.

 

[LukkyKnight]

That's a llama.

I am so not coming back to this party.

 

[Private Vasquez]

It's not my fault.

He started it.

 

[Purple Haze]

Who do I have to fuck around here to be featured in Haze's av?

My place, or yours?

 

[Rubyfruit]

LMAO - OMG, that's just too funny.

Mine!