Happy Birthday Perg!

Happy birthday perg! Tried to mail you a gatling gun but the shipping was insane!
 
Oh, I'd love to have one hanging on the sword rack! You nailed it, and thank you.

I will sacrifice many slices of good Brooklyn Slice pizza in yer birfday honor, buddy. ;)
You're giving me pizza envy for my birthday, you dick? Thanks.
Happy birthday your awesomeness ;)
Thanks, you. I still want to come camp in your yard. For like, a year.
Turn straight for me, please?
Happy birthday perg! Tried to mail you a gatling gun but the shipping was insane!
I thought of you the other day during our local historical society auction. Seriously. Some twat bought all the old Springfields, but I got a couple of nice swords.
Have a lovely day Perg.
Thanks. It's shaping up to be a thrill ride. Errands and a doctor's appointment. But at least a fancy dinner at the end.
 
Happy birthday, Perg.
Missed you in there somewhere. Thanks!
that means bluemuse is smarter than you.
I won't be holding out for a birthday spork.

what did and/or will you get for your birthday?
We already knew that. And she's prettier, too.
It's my birthday, not yours.

So far, a beautiful sweater Herself smuggled back from Norway, a jar of super fancy Nutella-like spread Herself smuggled back from Quebec, and a little Beefeater tin soldier guy my mom bought in England. Tonight we have reservations at our local fancy restaurant. And a whole lot of love and good wishes. And at least one recorded sexy message...
 
Oh, I'd love to have one hanging on the sword rack! You nailed it, and thank you.


You're giving me pizza envy for my birthday, you dick? Thanks.

Thanks, you. I still want to come camp in your yard. For like, a year.

Turn straight for me, please?

I thought of you the other day during our local historical society auction. Seriously. Some twat bought all the old Springfields, but I got a couple of nice swords.

Thanks. It's shaping up to be a thrill ride. Errands and a doctor's appointment. But at least a fancy dinner at the end.

Speaking of springfields, a local gun shop has an armi sport repop 1861 used for sale. 320 with bayonet. I might have to buy it. They normally go 4-500 used so its a killer deal
 
Happy birthday, big guy!

:Smooches and ducklings and miniature horses and fluffy unicorns:
 
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