Happy Birthday Mom

[riff]

67 years.

Today my dad bought a new lot to build them their retirement home.

They both deserve it.

 

[pipercatt]

How cool, Happy birthday to your mom, Riffy.

 

[shyybabe]

Hope your mom has a wonderful birthday.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Happy birthday Riff's mom!

Reminds me that my dad's is right around the corner and my mom's next month.

 

[riff]

Everyone saya she resembles her mother, Odessa, each day and I concur.

What is scarey ia that people say I remind them of "Bruh-bruh," a notorious joker and womanizer.

My therapists seems to think I am a womanizer.....

What is a womanizer?

 

[Sandia]

You know, the thought that my mom is on lit is one of my recurrent nightmares...

 

[shyybabe]

Womanizer

An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.

"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop doing his wife."

"So stop!" the barkeep said.

"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The jerk didn't sign his name!"

 

[pipercatt]

You know, the thought that my mom is on lit is one of my recurrent nightmares...

Muhahahahahahaaa....and who says she isn't??

 

[Guest]

 

[MagicMan]

Happy birthday Riff's Mom
Happy birthday Riff's mom
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday Riff's mom.


One more time all together now...