This guy thinks you should strip naked and run through the neighborhood screaming, "It's my birthday, Bitches. Now slap my ass." You know, just so you remember your special day. And you'd be on TV. You'd be famous. And naked. In your birthday suit. Which is once again, naked. I'm sure you've noticed the theme of this post. And if it helps, I'm naked too. Just thought you needed that imagine in your mind on your birthday. Now go be wonderful.