Happy Birthday, Johnny Savage

[rimmy]

What are you, like 100 now?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aww happy birthday young Johnny. I hope Larry doesn't shit in your crocs today.

 

[rimmy]

Aww happy birthday young Johnny. I hope Larry doesn't shit in your crocs today.

I hope he does.

 

[neci]

https://cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/3696164096_cbce694076.jpg

 

[rimmy]

https://cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/3696164096_cbce694076.jpg

I hope those aren't for Larry.

 

[neci]

I hope those aren't for Larry.

pass the bottle of tequila!

 

[1HF]

Happy Birthday, Johnny! I'm so glad I met you. Don't do anything I wouldn't do I hope you have a great birthday. Big hugs and smooches.

 

[JohnnySavage]

What are you, like 100 now?

I'm pushing 50, but that's a secret. I don't want a younger woman to think I'm too old to get the job done.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Aww happy birthday young Johnny. I hope Larry doesn't shit in your crocs today.

I'm traveling and left the Crocs at home. Larry's eyeing my slippers though.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Happy Birthday, Johnny! I'm so glad I met you. Don't do anything I wouldn't do I hope you have a great birthday. Big hugs and smooches.

Same here, and thanks beautiful


...could you demonstrate what you wouldn't do? Just so I know what's off the menu.

 

[JohnnySavage]

No T, A, or P pics.

Just viagra




And not to brag or anything, but ole Johnny needs whatever is the opposite of Viagra.

Several times a day.

 

[neci]

I'm pushing 50, but that's a secret. I don't want a younger woman to think I'm too old to get the job done.

only 50?!

i always figured you for pushing 70.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm very mature for my age.

 

[1HF]

only 50?!

i always figured you for pushing 70.

If so he's very well preserved.

And Johnny, you have free reign

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Happy Borthday, J.Sav.

Here's wishing that you'll finally get out of the streets that got a hold on you.

 

[JohnnySavage]

If so he's very well preserved.

And Johnny, you have free reign

Oh baby!

I'm adding to my list.

 

[AllyRose]

Happy birthday!!!

 

[thør]

I'd have sent a card, but...

Oh, there goes a moose.

 

[Mr Noone]

Many happy returns of the day, young man.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Best wishes, guy! Glad you're here.

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

I wouldn't mind being 50 again.

 

[removed9556]

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Happy Birthday, Johnny!!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Happy Birthday, fella.

 

[Sinny]

Happy birthday, fucknut!
Hope you and Larry have a good dinner together.