Happy Birthday Fata Morgana!

  • Thread starter La damnee elle la licorne
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Happy birthday Fata. :)

Cunts come in different shapes and flavours

Usually they're beautiful but mine is fugly :(

Now 'cos of you I see mine as fugly pretty

Thanks for prettifying my precious cunt :D

:heart:
 
May your next year be abundant with books, marmalade, good cat behaviour and good cuntiness.

Happy, happy birthday. :) :kiss:

Happy birthday Fata. :)

Cunts come in different shapes and flavours

Usually they're beautiful but mine is fugly :(

Now 'cos of you I see mine as fugly pretty

Thanks for prettifying my precious cunt :D

:heart:

Happy birthday to a delightful cunt! :rose:

Happy birthday, petal. :heart:

Stay safe in all that shit weather.

Thank you my delicious cuntlets. :heart:

Just bought a pile of books in Waterstones and am sitting outside fawning over them and trying to cool off. Fucking weather. Jamie Oliver next for some facial stuffing of giant proportions.

Oh and Noone if you see this check out The Dirty Dust by Mairtin O Cadsomething, just been flicking through it in W's, looks your barrow.
 
Happy Bday!

May Bob always be your uncle no matter what the fuck that actually means.
 
I hope you have a lovely birthday, Fata!

May your birthday cake be cheesecake!
 
Happy Birthday Fata!

I hear that's the reason Smooth has been quiet on the boards, he smuggled his way onto a ship and is on his way to lay some heavy dick on you for your birthday.
 
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