Happy Birthday... Expertise!!!!!!!

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[Xander]

Expertises' birthday is two days away.......Damn I can just make it then.

A special edition video tape, starring........You know who expertise. hehehehehehehe

 

[Expertise]

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me...

Now only one post away from this "Birthday". Only 16 days away from my "actual birthday" (adjust your gift giving budgets accordingly )

X-man (i'm still bitter by the way) if you or ShyGuy or any of your twisted Danish brethren tries to pour cinnamon over me... I will litigate

How do I do this Xander, do I e-mail Laurel shine a Bat signal into the sky, fire off flares or do I try telekinesis to get the title change? A little help would be gratly appreciated.

 

[Naked Hunny]

HEHE Happy birthday Expertise!! What ya want ?? HEHE how about some kisses licks and nibbles!!??

 

[ShyGuy68]

Re: Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me...

X-man (i'm still bitter by the way) if you or ShyGuy or any of your twisted Danish brethren tries to pour cinnamon over me... I will litigate

Expertise.

Are you only turning 25 and still unwed??

I'm just wondering, since the cinammon thingy only happens when both those things are fulfilled here in Denmark!

 

[Xander]

Expertise. You need to email Laurel about the event, and new title if so is desired.
She'll trake care of it then, and let you know asap when to make it official.

But I guess you can try telekinisis, shooting off flares, use the ole' bat signal or simply open the window and shout at the top of your lungs. That wouild definately be a new approach LOL.

Btw, I would NEVER dream about shower you with cinnamon. I still have fears about that since Merelan held a cinnamon rle to my naked butt LOL.

However that video tape still applies. You know, Kingsize bed, massage oil, silk covers and two very beautiful, unnamed individuals.

 

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[Expertise]

Suspense i'm afraid. Not for much longer though.

 

[April]

Congratulations, Expertise. I'm still at a loss for your title. I don't really like any of the ones you listed. Somehow the slut part just doesn't sound right. Hmm, let me think a little. I have a little time right now.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Barenaked Ladies

Happy 1000th Post my darling PM Chandler Byng!

I am so happy I met you on the boards dear ... who else would understand my insane prime minister / governor general jokes ...

btw baby ... Queen Elizabeth sends her best wishes and there are rumours circulating madly about a possible knighthood ...

luv and tarty kisses,
your Minister for Tarty Affairs
Isabella xx
______________
I'm lying in bed
just like Brian Wilson did.
~The Barenaked Ladies~

 

[Never]

Congratus Exxxpert Tease.

 

[April]

Alright. I give up. How about this?

Omniscient, Omnipotent, and Occasionally Charming.

I just didn't like the slut part. I simply can't think of anything better.

 

[Expertise]

Sorry....didn't mean to stress you out April.

 

[April]

S'okay, Expertise. You don't stress me. I want to help. I'm just not very good with this stuff. I gave Never a good one, and I'm still recovering! LOL She didn't like it, though. Did you decide on one? Tell me. Please? I'll beg if you want.

 

[Expertise]

You have mail Nance.

 

[April]

Read and replied to, dear Expertise. Now you have mail.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Congrats on 1000. Happy Birthday. Merry Christmas. (Just covering all the bases here.)

My suggestion is the title of Salamon Rushdie's last book: "Yeah? And John Gotti Can Kiss My Ass, Too!"

If you don't like that, how about: "Good Friend of DCL".

 

[Mia]

Oh FuddleDuddle!

I know you’ve already decided your title but every time Isabella refers to you as PM Byng, I have visions of Trudeau and all the problems he had with women. Now there was a man who knew how to handle the ladies.

Congratulations!

 

[Expertise]

I hate to speak ill of the dieing, BUT. Please, promise me, that you will never, ever compare me to or envision me like PET.

Where I come from, where I grew up, and where I became a man (long story) his name is a "dirty word".

Besides .... going to bed with Maggie.... YIKES to the twentieth power!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Happy 1000th Expertise, you've aged well I must say...

I'd make you a cake, but I'd have to enjoy the frosting off of something more delicious than cake, and attached to your person. I am afraid that Lioness and Nekkie will attack me out of hand...

 

[Expertise]

I want to be a cake. Like the one in that Tom Petty video from the late eighties (Don't come around here no more...)(?). Everybody gets a piece.

Thanks for all your kind words

April, Lioness, Xander (waiting on the vid big fella'),Killer Muffin, Shyguy (didn't realize that it wasn't every B-day), Naked Hunny, Dixon, Never (ya don't really scare me) Mia, Isabella (my partner in regional humor)

[Edited by Expertise on 09-12-2000 at 11:46 AM]

 

[Mia]

I’m sorry Expertise that was my very poor attempt at humour. I was teasing you about your admiration society. When you’re raised in a province to revere Levesque, Trudeau doesn’t look so bad. The congratulations were sincere, though.

 

[Expertise]

I know Mia (always loved that name BTW). In his personal life the guy was pretty cool. Can you imagine a US President dashing around town in a hot red Mercedes convertable or hanging out at Studio 54 and dating celebrities. Ford or Carter doing that....

It is my firm belief that Mr. Trudeau began the demise of an instituion that I hold dear. Some would even argue that he greatly assisted in the potential demise of our nation. Both unforgivable sins in my humble opinion. In spite of the loaathing I have for the PQ I always had a grudging admiration and respect for Mr. Levesque. The courage of conviction for an ideal and not for personal gain (a la Bouchard) is always admirable.

A Quebecoise eh. Neat, i'm turned into jelly by a french or southern accent.