Happy Birthday Edward Teach!!!

With a name like Edward Teach, we ought to be lighting candles in his beard.

Happy birthday!
 
A randy young pirate named Teach
Kept all of his options in reach
When offered a choice
Between Candi and Joyce
He responded, "I'll have some of each."





Okay, it sucks. But it's the best thing I've written since July. Dead braincells, courtesy of the late 1980's.

:D

Happy birthday, Keith.
 
Happy Birthday, ya' old pirate...

do we get to rape and pillage for the party??? :devil:
 
Seeing as Wednesday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, your birthday is quite timely.

Happy Birthday, sexy! :kiss:

~ Imp the Appreciative
 
Happy Happy there ET

Remember pillage, burn, and then Rape. It's more romantic and Every thing's better by firelight ;) :D
 
shereads said:
A randy young pirate named Teach
Kept all of his options in reach
When offered a choice
Between Candi and Joyce
He responded, "I'll have some of each."





Okay, it sucks. But it's the best thing I've written since July. Dead braincells, courtesy of the late 1980's.

:D

Happy birthday, Keith.

Oh, WOW! A Shereads original! Thanks babe :kiss:
 
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