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VaticanAssassin

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One fish, two fish,
red fish, blue fish.
Some are old, some are new,
Some are – aw, shucks – just like you!

This one has a dog named Bo,
That one’s dog was once cargo.
That one has at least four cars,
A teetotaler, he avoids the bars.

So he doesn’t drink, why all the fuss –
Who said fish were just like us?

Have you ever seen plain logic jump?
I saw a man who was just a chump.
So if you saw the debate’s bump bumps
Just dump those lumps on the stunned stumped chump!
From there to here, from here to there,
funny things are everywhere!
 
Would you like your eggs cage free?
Would you like ham nitrate free?
I do not need them
cage free you see,
I do not need them
nitrate free.
I do not like to pay
for organic eggs and ham each day.
You Greenie Bean you stay away.

Would you eat eggs
with Omega 3’s?
Would you eat ham
that’s phosphate free?
 
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