Happy Birthday Absy!

[Guest]

happy birthday, love.
may this year bring all the things in life that you have ever wished for.
*i so want to smack your ass for every year*
treat our brain well...i kinda abused it a bit...

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[dreampilot79]

Happy b-day abs

hmmmmm.... spankin???? perks
light your fire.. I mean candle???? perks more

Have a great one

 

[impressive]

Have a Happy Birthday!

 

[Guest]

Hahaha! Who's the old one now????

Come on, spill it! Keep slapping on the anti-wrinkle cream, darlin', you're gonna need it more than ever now.

Ahhhh, isn't revenge a fine thing?

At least you are a fellow Saggi, we all must have one redeaming feature.

Ok, enough of the banter now. I'm gonna tell you exactly what I think of you. Hold onto your hat (no, not my dorky one)...

I love you , Abs, and thank you for just being you and for being part of my life. My life is richer for knowing you, and a lot more crazy. May this birthday be happy, and may the coming year bring you all that you wish for. This is gonna be your year, babe, I know it.

Much love,

Your little sis,

Katie

 

[shereads]

This calls for a huzzah!

Huzzah!

 

[rgraham666]

Happy Birthday beautiful.

May you have many more and may they be joyful ones.

 

[Guest]

 

[CharleyH]

BAHAHHAHAHAH!



I will torture you all day, so there's no need to do it until you rise, apparently from the dead!


BAHAhAHAHA!

 

[SnoopDog]

This will say more than thousand words.....

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Congrats,

Snoopy,

 

[SensualCealy]

Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!!
Many many more to come with rich rewards Im sure!
For every year!
C

 

[Guest]

Happy birthday wise sage, and barkeep.

Are all the best people here Sag's?

 

[Guest]

Happy birthday wise sage, and barkeep.

Are all the best people here Sag's?

do you mean: are all the best people here sages? or do you mean are all the best people here saggy?

 

[Guest]

do you mean: are all the best people here sages? or do you mean are all the best people here saggy?

Sagittarius.

On the AH, everyone is young, beautiful, toned, clear skinned, brilliant, witty, charming, and firm.

 

[Guest]

Sagittarius.

On the AH, everyone is young, beautiful, toned, clear skinned, brilliant, witty, charming, and firm.

awesome save!
bravo, sweetie.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y !

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Myself and everyone else here is better for having known you. (Except maybe the occasional troll, they probablly wish they hadn't met you. )

Have a great day love,

CD

 

[Carl East]

Happy Birthday ABS, I wish there were more like you in this world, people who have the ability to put a smile on others faces. May you feel younger than you are, and may anti-gravity soon be invented to hold up the essentials. lol

Have a great day.

Carl

 

[Guest]

Birthday girl still not around?

C'mon, Abs, Charley and me wanna start on you!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Happy Birthday darling. I'm going to borrow a bit of someone else's words because I don't know where to start with mine.

Angels on Your Pillow ~ Peggy Lee

'I wish for you the dearest things,
Long summer times and endless springs,
A happy heart that always sings,
And angels on your pillow.

'Someone there at journey's end,
Someone who's a faithful friend,
Love beginning without end,
And angels on your pillow.

'All the joys that love can give,
As long as there is life to live,
A peaceful mind to give you rest,
And angels on your pillow.'

Angels on Your Pillow

I love you J. I wish for you to be happy and I truly think it's close around the corner. This year is yours love.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

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[Lisa Denton]

Happy birthday Abs!!!!!!



I ordered a team of scientists to make the perfect gift for your birthday.

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The subsequent explosions and stuff caused me to cancel that idea so I thought we could play a bunch of games like my favorite "pin the tail on the Absy."

http://www.imageshosted.com/images/376726hot_lips.jpg

But I know you don't like games so here are some beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady with a beautiful heart.

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[Guest]

 

[Belegon]

Happy Birthday Love!!!!


x 12

...and a Martini and a cigar with each rose.


Bel

 

[cloudy]

Happy birthday!!

Can you stand sweetness and light for a minute? No?

Too bad. Hold your breath, it'll be over quickly.

I love you, girl, and I know that things are gonna be so much better for you in the year coming. No matter what happens, you know that I'm in your corner, always.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I've done this once before and by goodness I'll do it again!

"Happy Birthday"

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!


Now where's the cake?