Happy B' Day Ron Jeremy!

[Isabella Thorne]

oooo la la today is porn star legend Ron Jeremy's 49 birthday ...

he started making porn flics in 1978 ....

and over the years has unintentionally become a role model for "regular type" guys all over the world ... proving that even they too can get hot looking babes to fuck every which way but loose ... they don't have to be hunks ...

hey did you know that he is doing stand-up now?

 

[TN_Vixen]

stand up what? Stand up fucking 'cause his belly's too big to do anything else?

 

[Starblayde]

give some credit to the man... he works on the "That guy's uglier than me so I can get girls like wot he's got" theory

rather than the: "I want to be like that guy and get those girls" school of film

 

[riff]

That's it. I'll post a couple of Hedgehog porn on this thread tonight.

All right?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Hey, I'm from Purple Haze's school of thought

Ron Jeremy is the bouncer of the porn community.. You must fuck him before you get into the industry.. lol

hose her down guys.. she just fucked Ron

 

[Isabella Thorne]

eh Riff, ya got a spliff? ha ha ha ... sorry i couldn't refuse ... nothing like an early morning buzz, eh cheri?

ummmm maybe i am way too blonde, dear, but what is Hedgehog porn? ... is that a nickname for Ron Jeremy or something?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Re: Hey, I'm from Purple Haze's school of thought

Ron Jeremy is the bouncer of the porn community.. You must fuck him before you get into the industry.. lol

hose her down guys.. she just fucked Ron

ooooooh i see Vixen darling ... does that apply to fluffers as well?
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good gravy my dear, Purple has a school of thought???!!

 

[Starblayde]

This may be worth viewing

Ron Jeremy and the quest for something more

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh the other thing about dear Ron i think is how well endowed he is ... now that is definitely NOT like the average man, don't you think? i mean he is huge ... what like 10 inches?

and hey i heard that there is a dildo / vibrator replica made of his cock ... available at fine sex shops everywhere ...

has anyone tried it? ... to celebrate his birthday i mean, of course

 

[TN_Vixen]

This may be worth viewing

Ron Jeremy and the quest for something more

"Danny Devito combined with Joey Buttafuccio looks" heh. Pretty good, that.

And, if I got anything out of reading that article (besides enjoying the sarcasm of the writer) it was that I never knew Johnny Carson was such a perv.

What a liteducation I'm gonna have.

 

[riff]

Ron J

http://www.lukeford.com/stars/male/ron_jeremy.html

 

[unclej]

ron used to be my hero and then he damned near crippled me...ok, he didn't do it personally but i saw one of his early films and he was sitting on a patio in a porch swing looking in a window at his wife and some other gal get it on and he started jacking off...then he bent over and started sucking his own dick...looked pretty funny to me so i tried it...hand kept slipping off and pokin' me in the eye and then i got a cramp that had to feel an awful lot like giving birth...still like his movies i just don't try the special effects any more...