Happy Anniversary

[Guest]

To two of the bestest people, MarshAlien and Sweetwitch. They've both been writing porn for a year now! It couldn't happen to better people.



A three nana salute to you!!!

 

[impressive]

Yay!

 

[jomar]

Salute!

 

[rgraham666]

Hooray!

Congratulations.

 

[MarshAlien]

Thank you, dani. Thank you, all. Since the first anniversary present is paper, I don't think that there can be a more appropriate present for our first porniversaries than paper's internet equivalent: postings.

This is a wonderful place; you all are wonderful, welcoming people.

My sig notwithstanding...

 

[Belegon]

First year of debauchery down, many more to go...

 

[LadyCibelle]

Happy Anniversary Marsh and Molly. Now to make it even better you have to get married and produce loads of little WitchAlien.

 

[MarshAlien]

Happy Anniversary Marsh and Molly. Now to make it even better you have to get married and produce loads of little WitchAlien.

Just couldn't bring yourself to write "MarshWitches," could you, for fear that it would sound too much like a fluffernutter sandwich?

Thanks, Lady C.

 

[Guest]

Happy Anniversary Marsh and Molly. Now to make it even better you have to get married and produce loads of little WitchAlien.

Would the world be safe with a brood of WitchAlien's running around? Or would those be called SweetMarshes...eww, I don't think so.

 

[LadyCibelle]

Would the world be safe with a brood of WitchAlien's running around? Or would those be called SweetMarshes...eww, I don't think so.

I think I'd prefer to see WitchAliens than SweetMarshes. At least with the former you know what to expect, with the latter it seems to be a contradiction in terms

 

[Guest]

I think I'd prefer to see WitchAliens than SweetMarshes. At least with the former you know what to expect, with the latter it seems to be a contradiction in terms

Maybe we should send Marsh some candy to celebrate his anniversary and see if we can sweeten him up some?

 

[Vermilion]

Happy Anniversary both!

Glad you're still writing!

x
V

 

[glynndah]

A congratulatory from the good little witch.

 

[TxRad]

Congrats you guys

Another three nana salute



Sweet MarshAlien doesn't sound any better.

 

[SweetWitch]

Dani,

I cannot tell you how it makes me feel to be honored in such a way.

Thank you. Thank you all.

But did you have to lump me into the same thread as Marsh? And what's all this about making witchaliens? Do you mean that I have to... gulp... have s-e-x with him?

 

[MarshAlien]

Dani,

I cannot tell you how it makes me feel to be honored in such a way.

Thank you. Thank you all.

But did you have to lump me into the same thread as Marsh? And what's all this about making witchaliens? Do you mean that I have to... gulp... have s-e-x with him?

Oh, honeybunch. You shouldn't go airing our dirty laundry in public like this. Particularly when you're wearing that really sexy nighty that I'd really rather be for my eyes only.

These nice people know that it isn't a coincidence that we both started posting porn a year ago this month.

 

[SweetWitch]

Oh, honeybunch. You shouldn't go airing our dirty laundry in public like this. Particularly when you're wearing that really sexy nighty that I'd really rather be for my eyes only.

These nice people know that it isn't a coincidence that we both started posting porn a year ago this month.

Sugarlump, you need to learn to keep a secret. Now they know we're sitting together in the same room, having just rattled the walls until the neighbors called the cops.

Thanks for outing me.

 

[MarshAlien]

Sugarlump, you need to learn to keep a secret. Now they know we're sitting together in the same room, having just rattled the walls until the neighbors called the cops.

Thanks for outing me.

By outing you, I assume you mean turning your "innie" into an "outie." Now that's some good sex, snooky-ookums. And it was good for me, too.

 

[tickledkitty]

Congrats to you both!

 

[SweetWitch]

By outing you, I assume you mean turning your "innie" into an "outie." Now that's some good sex, snooky-ookums. And it was good for me, too.

That's it. No nookie for you tonight. I'll just pound the keys and you can pound your meat... ALONE.

And stop talking about my bellybutton. It's no one's business but ours.

 

[MarshAlien]

Congrats to you both!

Thank you. At least somebody remembered to send me flowers for our porniversary.

 

[SweetWitch]

Thank you. At least somebody remembered to send me flowers for our porniversary.

You wanted flowers? I wish you would have said something. You could have saved me from a sore throat and aching jaw.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

To two of the bestest people, MarshAlien and Sweetwitch. They've both been writing porn for a year now! It couldn't happen to better people.



A three nana salute to you!!!

MarshAlien, you have my most sincere congratulations.

SweetWitch, you have my most sincere condolences.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[SweetWitch]

MarshAlien, you have my most sincere congratulations.

SweetWitch, you have my most sincere condolences.

Rumple Foreskin

Thanks, Rump. Sniff... You are too, too kind.

 

[MarshAlien]

MarshAlien, you have my most sincere congratulations.

SweetWitch, you have my most sincere condolences.

Rumple Foreskin

Stop trying to make points with chicks on the AH.