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Oh my gosh! I never say gosh! Look what you've done. Thank you for this, Jelly. I really do have the most amazing people in my life; this is the best way to wake up in the morning, except for maybe sex. I dunno, I'm at a weird place in my life and this is probably better than sex. Should I be concerned? I should probably talk to someone about that.Oh, Garnate.Happy, happy, happy birthday to you!
I hope you have the best day, and an awesome week, and the most amazing weekend of celebrating your awesomeness with friends.
Happy birthday, Hot Lips![]()
Happy 30th Birthday.![]()
Happy Birthday!
I can haz him?? You're the best.
Thank you, dearest snow man.Happy Birthday, Garnate.
Coming from you that means the world. Truly.Happy birthday! You're smart, and fun, and beautiful and you breathe new life into this joint - have a super day. *spins into midnight birthday dance*
And you know what you mean in mine. You and bluebell are the best kind of people and I can't believe my fortune in knowing you.Happy birthday, oh great one. You know what you mean in my world!
This is awesome, boob twin.yay!!! happy birthday!
if i could send a horde of renegade cats to your window to sing you happy birthday right now, i totally would. and then i would make them buy you drinks until you were singing right along with them.
have a great birthday, blondie![]()
if you go dancin on the tables? youtube, right?
I was thinking laundry hamper until I clicked the link. You should've heard the moan that escaped meHappy birthday, Garnate! May it snow White Russians all week, but not enough to close the roads. And may Mary Poppins complete your cleaning just after she drops off your hamper.
If not, I'll just start rubbing myself against door knobs and furniture. Thank you, handsome!Happy birthday! Here's hoping you get sexed up by a handsome man with a large penis.
Thank you, sweetheart! After my coffee I'm going to do laundry and clean bathroomsHappy Birthday to a very cool and funny woman!
Have a great fun, drunken really enjoyable day![]()
Thank you, Kitty Mama.Happy Birthday, fellow blondie!![]()
Thank you!Happy Birthday![]()
I like how you didn't think it was offensive enough so you edited in a bunch of junk. You probably can't help yourself so thank you for trying to ruin a nice thread by making me pity you. I can't have ONE fucking day where I don't have to feel bad for someone? Damn my obese, empathetic heart.Let her eat cake.
Possibly her best photo published online....it's lit to take the emphasis off the bulb on her schnoz.
Were she a celeb, it would be bobbed in a heartbeat.
Good looking big boned woman otherwise, though I prefer her natural hair color.
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