Happy anniversary of your birth, Garnate

Happy birthday! You're smart, and fun, and beautiful and you breathe new life into this joint - have a super day. *spins into midnight birthday dance*
 
yay!!! happy birthday!

if i could send a horde of renegade cats to your window to sing you happy birthday right now, i totally would. and then i would make them buy you drinks until you were singing right along with them.
 
have a great birthday, blondie :D:rose:

if you go dancin on the tables? youtube, right?
 
Happy birthday, Garnate! May it snow White Russians all week, but not enough to close the roads. And may Mary Poppins complete your cleaning just after she drops off your hamper.
 
Happy birthday! Here's hoping you get sexed up by a handsome man with a large penis.
 
Happy Birthday to a very cool and funny woman!

Have a great fun, drunken really enjoyable day:)
 
Happy birthday, you smart and hilariously funny woman. :rose:

Here are some birthday boobs for you. :) (Limited period only.)
 
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Oh, Garnate. :) Happy, happy, happy birthday to you! :)

I hope you have the best day, and an awesome week, and the most amazing weekend of celebrating your awesomeness with friends.
Oh my gosh! I never say gosh! Look what you've done. Thank you for this, Jelly. I really do have the most amazing people in my life; this is the best way to wake up in the morning, except for maybe sex. I dunno, I'm at a weird place in my life and this is probably better than sex. Should I be concerned? I should probably talk to someone about that.

:D
Happy birthday, Hot Lips :cool:

Happy 30th Birthday. :)

Happy Birthday!​

:heart::heart:
I can haz him?? You're the best. :rose:
 
Happy Birthday, Garnate.
Thank you, dearest snow man.

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Impressive! Thank you!
Happy birthday! You're smart, and fun, and beautiful and you breathe new life into this joint - have a super day. *spins into midnight birthday dance*
Coming from you that means the world. Truly. :rose: Nice dance! *Throws dollars*
Happy birthday, oh great one. You know what you mean in my world!
And you know what you mean in mine. You and bluebell are the best kind of people and I can't believe my fortune in knowing you.
yay!!! happy birthday!

if i could send a horde of renegade cats to your window to sing you happy birthday right now, i totally would. and then i would make them buy you drinks until you were singing right along with them.
This is awesome, boob twin. :D I'm pretty upset that I didn't wake up to these singing cats. My day is pretty much downhill from here.
have a great birthday, blondie :D:rose:

if you go dancin on the tables? youtube, right?

Absolutely, youtube. I'd have to catch all of that cringeworthyness on camera for sure. Thanks, mama.
 
Happy birthday, Garnate! May it snow White Russians all week, but not enough to close the roads. And may Mary Poppins complete your cleaning just after she drops off your hamper.
I was thinking laundry hamper until I clicked the link. You should've heard the moan that escaped me :eek: Embarrassing....and now I crave this hamper to the point of shame. Anyway! Thank you for that, Des. :heart:
Happy birthday! Here's hoping you get sexed up by a handsome man with a large penis.
If not, I'll just start rubbing myself against door knobs and furniture. Thank you, handsome!
Happy Birthday to a very cool and funny woman!

Have a great fun, drunken really enjoyable day:)
Thank you, sweetheart! After my coffee I'm going to do laundry and clean bathrooms :D Then maybe after a shower I'll thinking about getting my drink on because that's just really sound advice.
Happy Birthday, fellow blondie! :rose:
Thank you, Kitty Mama. :heart:
Happy Birthday :)
Thank you!
Let her eat cake.

Possibly her best photo published online....it's lit to take the emphasis off the bulb on her schnoz.

Were she a celeb, it would be bobbed in a heartbeat.

Good looking big boned woman otherwise, though I prefer her natural hair color.


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I like how you didn't think it was offensive enough so you edited in a bunch of junk. You probably can't help yourself so thank you for trying to ruin a nice thread by making me pity you. I can't have ONE fucking day where I don't have to feel bad for someone? Damn my obese, empathetic heart.
 
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